Daniel Wheaton

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Is there a bi of hormuz

March 8 on the calendar where it is printed: "International Women's Day" and "daylight saving time begins (clocks forward)

Thank you for having International Women's Day on the shortest day of the year

An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A! I ate a hamburger and said hooray! Maybe it will happen today! The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.

this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal

"If you run out of arrows, make sure to loudly announce this to your enemies. Be sure they know you have run out of essential munitions. Be sure they are aware you are having severe logistical problems." - Sun Tzu

hard to believe just a decade ago the US had to couch all its imperialist wars in layers of metaphor & faux-human rights concerns, and now got literal cartoon villains just being like “We are bombing Iran to initiate the Human Instrumentality Project”

"It's called rash cream and it delivered."

A giant sphere of flesh in Central Park towering over the city like a big gross meatball. This was made by redditor kiwi2703 to show what it would look like if you combined every human on Earth into a ball, and it’s clearly a bad idea

Within 18 months all white collar workers could be replaced by a 1km sphere of flesh in Central Park

chumbox ai slop advertisement showing an AI generated image of five old white men holding blister packs of pills with the copy “How To Pick The Best ED Treatment For You? ED treatment options differ. See how to find the best one for you.”

they’re ready to fuck

None pizza left beef

Roses are red
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's

Getting my roommate to take out the kitchen trash by searching the depths of legal arguments not yet articulated or vetted

i found a cartridge of Cooking Mama 2 in the parking lot of a liquor store a few weeks ago. something is Happening

Cartoon. Person says to other person „We invented a robot that answers questions.“, adding, „we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day“. The other person asks „But it answers the questions correctly?“ Person responds „Oh my goodness, no. No no no no no.“ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text

there should be some kind of coupon or code word that's good for like 3 free cans of soup that you only find out about at the end of the nightly news

I'm not proud of my entire record as a parent but I did show my son the Studio Ghibli movie about the raccoons who defend the forest with their giant testicles and I think that counts for something

The inventor of the Venn diagram has died. He touched many lives, some more than others.

thank goodness it's finally Meat Day

Making convicted rapist Mike Tyson (Epstein associate Alan Dershowitz was his lawyer) the face of the USDA and model of healthy living must really piss off all the other rapists in RFK's friend group who were hoping to get that spot

ten years ago today no one clapped

The calendar for the first three months of 2026, with today, Saturday, January 31, highlighted. February begins on Sunday and lasts for exactly four weeks, ending on Saturday.

We have a perfect Rectangular February coming up, first time we’ve had one since 2015

Maybe this is what finally closes the loop and fixes the world

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me: you’re certain i have to be in the kiln to clean it

the evil potter: but of course my tender boy

me: (blushing) whatever you say boss man 😎
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i love you

Former CNN anchor Don Lemon taken into custody after protest at Minnesota church service Don Lemon was taken into custody by federal agents in Los Angeles, where had been covering the Grammy Awards, his attorney said.

Oh look at the time, it’s “jailing regime-critical journalists” already www.cbsnews.com/news/don-lem...

when there was only one set of footprints that was because I couldn’t afford hover boots for both of us

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

ice agent slipping, painted on an acrylic @handittoheather on instagram

this is what the nail girlies are up to

Reddit rises up