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Amelinda BΓ©rubΓ©

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Writer, editor, terrifying bog witch, werewolf of productivity πŸ’€πŸ Ottawa dweller w prairie roots and maritime daydreams. she/her Three spooky YA books on shelves now! Latest: THE ONES WHO COME BACK HUNGRY Rep: Jacqui Lipton + Lane Heymont @ Tobias

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Screenshot from the second JJ Abrams β€œStar Trek” reboot with the new actor playing the villain Khan scowling and declaring β€œYou should have let me sleep.”

Screenshot from the second JJ Abrams β€œStar Trek” reboot with the new actor playing the villain Khan scowling and declaring β€œYou should have let me sleep.”

Day 2 of Daylight Saving Time:

09.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 565 πŸ” 107 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 2

ooooh definitely a classic, may your caffeine be hot and plentiful today β˜•οΈβ˜•οΈβ˜•οΈ

10.03.2026 12:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: OKAY no deadlines this week, I will put the writing aside and catch up on other things

Writing: hey girl

Me: ...
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goddammit

09.03.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

eeeeyup though I feel like I would need to be a little more attached to/entrenched in academia to be genuinely persuaded by this one

08.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Basically: grad school is hell 🫠

08.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Katabasis by R.F. Kuang

Katabasis by R.F. Kuang

Current read is DEEPLY unpleasant but very good

08.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

You go straight back to hell, daylight savings time

08.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Here's Why We're So Obsessed With Zombies - Electric Literature What are we really talking about when we tell stories about the living dead?

As @peterbcounter.com says in this excellent essay, β€œPeople we don’t know might as well be bad weather. They might as well be zombies.” electricliterature.com/our-zombies-...

08.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's so eyeroll worthy you'd think so! but I've seen complaints about 3rd person floating around recently myself, so it's at least "eyeroll worthy take elevated to a story to foment disagreements"

08.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is so weird. Wasn't everyone turning up their noses at first person not so long ago because it's sooooooo YA or something??

08.03.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

my order was, tbh, worth it even so - but next time I will budget for the price being 1.5x and the resulting burn of irritation, which at least will prevent me from impulse buying their entire catalogue

08.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

omg svaha dresses are INCREDIBLE, comfy, stretchy, size inclusive, cute, just a delight - but beware, in Canada you get smacked with deeply annoying tariffs 😠

08.03.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

08.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 17075 πŸ” 3393 πŸ’¬ 202 πŸ“Œ 120

❀️❀️❀️

08.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

MOAR POETRY πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

07.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

She absolutely made that movie tbh, like Patrick Stewart in TNG 🀌 we stan an icon

07.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have SENT the THING πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ

and goddamn has it really been 2.5 years since I submitted poetry anywhere, I should do something about that

07.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

OKAY I am now going to

* send a poem to a place πŸ”₯
* call my mother
* read a book

whilst and at the same time drinking tea and snoogling a dog

07.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

wheeeeeeeeeee 🫠🫠🫠

07.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

More here:

bsky.app/profile/vers...

07.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A thread of @versefest-ottawa.bsky.social shows (there will be more)

04.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

GOOD FOR YOU πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ may the sleep fairy visit soon and until then may your caffeinated beverages be plentiful and hot

07.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Killer poetry randomly wandering past my eyeballs is one of my very favourite things about BSky!

07.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

BAD. ASS. πŸ”₯πŸ’ͺπŸ‘‘

07.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI will do it tomorrow,” said Toad. β€œToday I will take life easy.”

07.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 376 πŸ” 104 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 11

alllllll the damn time 🫠

07.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So that poem I RTd earlier got me thinking and I ended up writing one sort of tangential to it

(which is how you know that was a GREAT FUCKEN POEM btw, you should scroll back and read it)

anyway this was an idea I attempted as a short story a cpl yrs ago but it works a lot better this way I think!

07.03.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Burrowing owl with his eyes closed.  The eyelids are covered in tiny feathers.

Burrowing owl with his eyes closed. The eyelids are covered in tiny feathers.

I just love the fluffy eyelids. πŸͺΆ

07.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 372 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
Wildflowers, a couple of springs ago, in the churchyard in Buckfastleigh, Devon. This is actually a very spooky spot in winter as it's the resting place of the allegedly Satanic Squire Richard Cabell - inspiration for Arthur Conan Doyle's Baskerville legend - whose corpse is boxed in by a somewhat incongruous structure, a little pagoda-ish, but also not unlike the kind of public toilet you might find in a small British town, which sits on the south side of the church. Do NOT walk around it backwards as the Devil will bite your fingers and Cabell will release his hell hounds. Also, the church has been burned down by Satanists not once but TWICE in the last couple of centuries. (I wrote about all this in more detail in my book 21st-Century Yokel, and a couple of the scarier gravestones inspired bits in my novel Villager.

Wildflowers, a couple of springs ago, in the churchyard in Buckfastleigh, Devon. This is actually a very spooky spot in winter as it's the resting place of the allegedly Satanic Squire Richard Cabell - inspiration for Arthur Conan Doyle's Baskerville legend - whose corpse is boxed in by a somewhat incongruous structure, a little pagoda-ish, but also not unlike the kind of public toilet you might find in a small British town, which sits on the south side of the church. Do NOT walk around it backwards as the Devil will bite your fingers and Cabell will release his hell hounds. Also, the church has been burned down by Satanists not once but TWICE in the last couple of centuries. (I wrote about all this in more detail in my book 21st-Century Yokel, and a couple of the scarier gravestones inspired bits in my novel Villager.

Wildflowers love dead people.

07.03.2026 10:36 πŸ‘ 594 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 3