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Tech, news, gaming, music, comedy nerd. Opinions my own. He/all. Kinda lefty boy. Not to be taken seriously.

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This might be the first time I've ever passed on a MegaMan title. Who the hire, eh. Making union scalea part of the agreement, fuck

11.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You think LL Cool J ever shops at L Bean, looks around and goes "Huh...this is nice?". Like be finally finds where he belongs.

08.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh. Oh no. Is this current stamp or next month? I need to know when to give you money again.

06.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sayonara dog killer. You still must be prosecuted.

05.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 3661 πŸ” 331 πŸ’¬ 138 πŸ“Œ 12

I'm sick of every fucking election being the most important ever because ole yam tits is a threat that to democracy that only ages like milk.

The primaries are going to be so God damned important y'all if the majority of y'all want Newsom like I guess I'm gonna but please fucking don't. Gross.

02.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I have so many books I have to read. Like I'm trying to write philosophy or something. Why when I could just pet animal.

28.02.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love the man but I swear to God I will tickle his feet until he swearsies he will never run for office again please sir.

27.02.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

4 Minnesota guys

24.02.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 9584 πŸ” 1643 πŸ’¬ 200 πŸ“Œ 68

Congrats in advance to SonicFox

23.02.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You've seen the virtual boy, and now he's seeing you.

22.02.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just yanno. Vibing. Doing straight guy shit. Yanno.

10.02.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No Kings includes Draft Kings

08.02.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 26105 πŸ” 6099 πŸ’¬ 185 πŸ“Œ 110

Donating $50 in the name of my Gramma to @ilhanmn.bsky.social I love my Gramma even if she's a racist Trump supporter. Hopefully people like Ilhan can help make the U.S. better for people who have been poisoned by lies and fear. Whether they know it or not.

04.02.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Uh so.

How do people sell books even?

Asking for a friend.

01.02.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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29.01.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am, but I wanna be too.

26.01.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Reddit post of the Aye, I Could Do That meme.

From Know Your Meme: "Aye, I Could Do That refers to a scene in Lord of the Rings: The Return of The King in which, approaching the final battle, Gimli says, "I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf." Legolas replies, "What about side by side with a friend?" to which Gimli replies, "Aye, I could do that." The scene was turned into an Object Labeling exploitable to show two groups, usually opposed, fighting against a common enemy."

This post is a Bears fan saying "never thought I'd upvote a Packers post." "What about upvoting a fuck ICE post" "Aye, I could do that."

Reddit post of the Aye, I Could Do That meme. From Know Your Meme: "Aye, I Could Do That refers to a scene in Lord of the Rings: The Return of The King in which, approaching the final battle, Gimli says, "I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf." Legolas replies, "What about side by side with a friend?" to which Gimli replies, "Aye, I could do that." The scene was turned into an Object Labeling exploitable to show two groups, usually opposed, fighting against a common enemy." This post is a Bears fan saying "never thought I'd upvote a Packers post." "What about upvoting a fuck ICE post" "Aye, I could do that."

Our government's atrocities are bringing together Bears fans and Packers fans.

25.01.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 6430 πŸ” 1000 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 69

It’s no comfort, but the official DHS line being β€œhe can be killed by masked agents of the state because he had a legal gun” is such an interesting new frontier in how Trump has made the conservative movement very publicly and embarrassingly abandon every principal it once claimed.

24.01.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 4311 πŸ” 991 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 48

Wouldn't it be a little annoying at only 4 gb storage max?

22.01.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Feel ya, the more of my life they have been gone than alive club

21.01.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I find that if you watch enough YouTube you can convince yourself that everything ever is a scam and never do anything again.

19.01.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump accepts another major award given to him by the actual winner.

17.01.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 482 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 14

Can verify, think we go to the same ace with the two cats lol

14.01.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail

12.01.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 18049 πŸ” 4135 πŸ’¬ 144 πŸ“Œ 281
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Bonesaw MAGA

11.01.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 104 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Why the fuck do they have this belief that if we all start wearing suits and skirts and smiling and minding our ps and qs why things will just be fine

11.01.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So what these goons are saying is they have a right to shoot you because you're mean? Fucking pansies.

09.01.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Blocks from my house.

Enraged is too little.

07.01.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She was trying to move her parked car. It's literally walking distance from my house. This is insane.

07.01.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Minneapolis is my home.

Fuck you.

Leave my neighbors alone.

07.01.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0