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Like you were doing all that for the solution to essentially be a nasa grade always extra flow night pad.

I think it’s bloody hilarious how they dealt with pissing in space travel before women went into space. Toilets in space suits. Sheaths could store piss that never worked bc male astronauts lied abt their size leading to illfittedness.

Women entered space travel. Best solution? Pads. For everyone.

It’s always ‘women belong in the kitchen’ until it’s a Michelin star restaurant or fine dining and everyone’s like NOOOOOOOO GET OUTTTT ITS OUT SUPER MEGA ULTRA BRO SPACE

Like I don’t know how to break it to you but 14 year olds mostly do look like that no matter how much yourself or high school media wants to tell you otherwise

Commented on someone’s gen 1 Pokémon’s main three protag (ash, misty, brock) art thrilled that brock looked actually 14/15 as opposed to a grown ass man and I keep getting comments saying that 14 year olds don’t look that young and it’s all from 14 year olds who don’t realise they look like children

It’s not like I haven’t got 4 other white rectangle headdresses but omfg could it not have been my beardoll or handmade one and not like my fave one?? This is ass. It wasn’t even from one of my lovely nannas or great aunties it was someone I have never met before in my life.

One of my relatives kissed me on the white rococoheroine rectangle headdress and now I’ve got indestructible old lady lipstick on it I am never getting this shit off

The chainsmokers are still mid even unending 2016 nostalgia can’t save anything outside of ‘closer’. There’s minimum two songs called ‘closer’ that are legions better. The NIN one and the NeYo one.

Is anyone else getting tiktok ads for shitty tiktok shop steppers to the point where it’s relentless? It’s happening to my gf and mam too. It’s borderline every 2 vids

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My personal fave part in hindsight is ‘so we decided to show the witch but it’s really anticlimactic/unscary and clearly didn’t go down well with test audiences so it’s ACTUALLY not the witch’ youtu.be/pVqOcGEbZvo?...

I know for a fact the screenwriters were like ‘we could make a hitler or Mussolini or Franco or maybe stalin joke. Let’s make a stalin joke’ and that person getting lobbed out of a 10th floor illunimation office window

So funny how in the minions movie they basically made them live in a cave from the 1890s-1950s because the most evil people they could serve then typically don’t crop up in cartoons as lighthearted jokes of culture past

Even with the fact I’d had ‘movies are fake’ hardwired into me after being traumatised by a YouTube screamer a few yrs prior and I’d watched alien and a few other inbetween the blair witch (2016) and the og. The fact that it was all so realistic especially in the 90s scared me more than the content

This was like the first proper horror movie I watched on my own and thought it was the scariest shit so my stepdad showed me the original and told me the advertising lore in hopes that I’d see how ‘fake and low budget’ it originally was and I didn’t sleep for two days straight.

Plus being tall just sounds fun. I knew a woman who was 6,1 and tell men she was 5,8 and everyone else she was 4,11. That’s just peak trolling.

And they are all jealous of me because I’m short and curvy and I understand that might’ve been a point of pain for them in their youth as a good chunk of them are taller than their male spouses but oh my god I don’t gaf about being taller than men let me height mogg SOMETHING

I’m definitely not bad looking in any sense. I think I’m adorable. But compared to my Nivea face cream and shampoo advert family I’m like the dumping ground for everyone’s lacklustre genetics.

Women don’t stop growing till 21 I’ve got 7 more months till I’m definitely stuck being an affront to the other women in my family and their 5,8-ness. Never lose hope.

If you ever worry about your fashion or styling faux pas’, let me tell you abt the time I decided on sodding aviator frames at the height of Monster: The Jeffery Dahmer Story hype??

^ same applies to apron skirts. I passed one up on Vinted a few months ago bc there was a stain on the tie I’m so fucking pissed it was only £12.

Went for longer pieces because the fruitsy salopette market is currently ‘dress for 10 year olds listed for £90 spend £20 on shipping, another £20 on alteration supplies’ ‘Heiseicore AP- £2000’ ‘offbrand taobao that isn’t quite what you’re looking for. Buying The listing deposits £20 into ur bank’

So so excited for my next mercari haul to give this

It’s got the biggest case of ‘major lazer’ instrumental ever I love it sm

worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

So funny how they managed to get everyone on planet earth to do a silly dance to a song about gay cruising and how 45 years later Chappell roan managed to do the exact same thing. We are simple creatures (we must do actions to songs) (they need to be about gay hookup culture)

Is ‘in the navy’ military propaganda? No it’s a disco satire song about how gay sailors are. We are forgetting the original texts. It’s made by the ymca people. The ymca isn’t actually about the Young Mens Christian Association it’s about having gay sauna sex.

I obviously don’t have any first hand experience per say but I’ve accompanied friends to gender appointments + seen first hand how gruelling and intrusive it can be. I find it so so hard to have sympathy for these grifters who act as if they didn’t have to go through a million ‘you sure abt this??’

Also genuine question why do SO many prominent detransitioners become hardcore grifters. Especially in this country where getting anything done related to national trans healthcare is like pulling teeth

In light of the nhs reviewing cross sex hormones for adults I’d like to remind everyone that regret rates for Harry Potter tattoos are estimated to be 3-4x greater than medical transition. (12-15% vs 2-3%)

Tag yourself: Insufferable girly edition

I want to see what lovely flavours of insufferable everyone is