The Illustrious noideahowtoparty AKA Christoph

Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man

What do y'all use for blogging? Blogspot seems ite but I wanna see what else is out there.

I come to Bluesky to find out what happened 3 minutes ago. I go to a Meta platform to find out what happened 3 days ago.

A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo

It really is quite touching.

I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.

I'm not on twitter anymore, but this tweet from 2 years ago is sadly more accurate than ever

Landscapes is really good and it costs less than Taco Bell highly reccomend giving it a listen

Also if anyone wants access to my bootlegs/edits folder lmk I'll sell/trade u da link for cheap

All kinda diff sounds in there not just my usual nü tekno shyt

assassin

nathan fielder

what the hell

noideahowtoparty AKA Christoph Back from the dead by popular demand // TECHNO WILL HEAL THIS BROKEN WORLD

Ayo its Bandcamp Friday so if u need some haus/teknow heat for ur DJ sets check mah shit out

noideahowtoparty.bandcamp.com

DENY through the ditches
DEFEND through the witches
DEPOSE in the back of that C E OOOO

Life isn’t worth living without music, yet we pay a guy called Daniel ek for access to the music we love.

It’s bandcamp Friday tomorrow - buy a track from an artist, 95% of the money will go to the artist, the person who came up with the idea and spent years honing the craft to make it for you 💜

reading this is a spell for -3% brain capacity

Everyone: It doest feel like Christmas this year
The CEO of United: Hol up lemme do somethin quick 👍🏻

Ruling classes never realize how close revolution is, and how irresistible it is once it begins.

Wealth inequality at this scale cannot be sustained.

American elites sing the same fairy tale lullabies today that French planters sang in 1790, before their Haitian ‘slaves’ burned their world down.

most american response imaginable

also, truth

does this mean we americans get affordable healthcare?

@bandcamp.com is finally here on BlueSky. Better way to support performers, way less Joe Rogan.

You are handling MAGIC that cannot be quantified with logic or statistics as to why it is magical. You cannot flatten and reason your way out of why a certain song makes you feel a certain way, or why you may love a song but not need to hear it more than once a year.

"10 pound bussy" is quote of the year lmao

Just throwing this out there, but back in Ye Old Internet Times the links you had already visited would be purple and links you hadn't been to would be blue and I'm wondering if that sort of paradigm might be useful for helping people spot social media accounts engaged in impersonation.

Bluesky is great bc it reminds you what actual human interaction looks like on social platforms. It's a stupidly refreshing energy and it's been nice how that's started spilling over onto my interactions on other platforms

fasho fasho fam. im listening on my old ass phone from before the plague (currently waiting on a new one to arrive in the mail) so i imagine it sounds different on a better system. defs wanna hear the full project when its done tho u got me intrigued homie

sounds like the start of a movie where they unearth some ancient archaeological treasure in Siberia that modern humans were never supposed to touch