smoking parliaments is catholic coded cuz that is what the og guy fawkes did

repent and submit to the pope

Mark your calendars.

December 13th is the night you come home from the theater and fight your dad with the 27 inch Lord of the Rings: War of the Rohirrim war hammer popcorn bucket

I'm not going to lie, I kind of love it that Pope Francis keeps tweeting with the saints hashtag and Twitter keeps adding the NFL emoji to it

florence pugh at the end of midsommar

On the election.

A thread:

When it comes to liturgy, I am an intransigent diva.

No, I will not elaborate.

I bet getting your whole back popped by a chiropractor feels good af when you’re a snake

“In this age of artificial intelligence, we cannot forget that poetry and love are necessary to save our humanity. No algorithm will ever be able to capture, for example, the nostalgia that all of us feel, whatever our age, and wherever we live.” Pope Francis, Dilexit Nos

imagine all the money everybody could have made on Twitter like ten years ago if you could have just bought a blue checkmark and posted once a week about your headphones getting tangled with your rosary in your pocket

personally, I love the Art of the Surge

four months later and I still laugh every single time I remember that THIS is the photo they chose to use here

I know violence isn’t the answer.

I got it wrong on purpose.

𝔖𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔱𝔢 𝔐𝔦𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔢𝔩,
𝔡𝔢𝔣𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔢 𝔫𝔬𝔰 𝔦𝔫 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔬
𝔲𝔱 𝔫𝔬𝔫 𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔪𝔲𝔰
𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔯𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔬 𝔦𝔲𝔡𝔦𝔠𝔦𝔬.

trying to think of anyone I could talk to irl about the kev news and realized I would sound so insane to try and explain the lore behind why I cared

St. Pio of Pietrelcina, Ora Pro Nobis

“I have the right to do anything,” you say—but not everything is beneficial.

“I have the right to do anything”—but I will not be mastered by anything.

*laughs manically*

screenshotting from a locked account (with permission)

kamala harris came to me in a dream and showed me this, what does it mean?

i also used a chainsaw to decapitate a dead whale and nobody forced me to drop out of a race (it was a 5k and I am 6 feet tall and super strong, if it matters)

yes yes, of course.

but...

have we considered the implications under MARITIME canon law?

The people who walked in darkness have seen a great light;

Upon those who dwelt in the land of gloom a light has shone.

You have brought them abundant joy and great rejoicing.

If you would, in your kindness could you please toss up a prayer for my mother tonight?

I’m an American monarchist.
I pledge fealty to Burger King and the Dairy Queen.

Why don't we call him St. Johnathan?

Seems kind of low key disrespectful to be on such casual terms with somebody who wrote a Gospel.

chicken mcnuggets

Father,

I abandon myself into your hands;

do with me what you will.

Whatever you may do, I thank you:

I am ready for all, I accept all.

Let only your will be done in me,

and in all your creatures –

I wish no more than this, O Lord.

Into your hands I commend my soul.

stop being weird little freaks challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

some of you really think he didn't finish the Summa, but he did