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Alice Hamilton

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β€œComedian” πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ β€œAs a woman with a public profile, I get my own share of threats and abuse, and, unpopular as this opinion may be, I believe the onus is on those of us who feel able to weather the storm, to do so.” - Caroline Criado Perez

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Latest posts by Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton

watching my boyfriend fall in love with Alan Cumming has been the highlight of starting the Traitors

07.03.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Roland Emmerich Art Installation Piece

13.02.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 309 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

my dad offered to help me buy a car but idk if I want to bring insurance payments and gasoline prices back into my life. I’d rather fight the occasional incel on the bus than give half my paycheck to basic vehicle maintenance.

11.02.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

😍😍😍😍😍

29.01.2026 06:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s a good thing I didn’t do this podcast 4 years ago when I first thought of it cuz I came up with the best name for it just last year.

28.01.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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when you ate nearly a quart of paint before realizing it wasn’t yogurt

23.01.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the worst dog actor I’ve ever seen is the German Shepard in Ricky Gervais’ show After Life. that dog showed Ricky no affection. Always running away or staring at its handler off screen.

22.01.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus no surprise there

19.01.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know it’s not the most important thing right now but Whitney Cummings is profoundly stupid.

19.01.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

walmart is such a successful company because their business model is the stanford prison experiment

16.01.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My husband was on the 2 train and a guy started braying about how Renee Good deserved to die and her "lesbian lover" did too. My husband got pissed and said, "You're absolutely disgusting." "Fuck you!" the guy said. "Fuck YOU!" my husband said. The guy left.

See? We just need to talk to each other.

14.01.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 22775 πŸ” 2628 πŸ’¬ 433 πŸ“Œ 184
A photo of Claudette Colvin in a red sweater

A photo of Claudette Colvin in a red sweater

WASHINGTON (AP) β€” Claudette Colvin, whose refusal to move seats on a segregated bus helped spark the civil rights movement, dies at 86.

13.01.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 16052 πŸ” 4428 πŸ’¬ 431 πŸ“Œ 489

In retrospect I’m extremely creeped out ☹️☹️☹️

11.01.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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wanna see a creepy old picture from my Sunday school fifth grade graduation? we look like little brides. idk why my mom thought sending this to me would smooth things over πŸ˜‚

11.01.2026 04:31 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

why did it take this long for them to make an ice cream sandwich 😭

11.01.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

holding a baby

06.01.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

kristen wiig is so funny

05.01.2026 05:59 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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pure class

04.01.2026 06:36 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my new years rezzie is to grow my afro bigger and work harder on my magnum opus.

02.01.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.01.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
texted my sister a picture of a squirrel that had climbed on your my torso. her response was to ask me if I’m secretly a white woman

texted my sister a picture of a squirrel that had climbed on your my torso. her response was to ask me if I’m secretly a white woman

my family does not support my lifestyle 😭

30.12.2025 04:12 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

it hurts to laugh so I’m trying not to… which makes everything funnier… I should stop watching taskmaster…

28.12.2025 02:58 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Segura is actually evil

27.12.2025 09:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wanna hear more πŸ˜‚πŸ™πŸ½

27.12.2025 09:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

there’s this Finnish Christmas themed horror movie called Rare Exports and it’s a masterpiece

25.12.2025 18:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want to die (I have the sniffles)

17.12.2025 02:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBenny”

13.12.2025 02:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

humiliating. as a lib I’m feeling owned. and it does not feel nice.

12.12.2025 22:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

can’t wait to draw red exes over their faces one by one

12.12.2025 04:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

fixed her face

11.12.2025 06:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0