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@realakim

Yes, I'm Dragon ΘΔ 19, male, bi, single Expect a lot of dragons and politics I have optical media autism (I ❤️ CDs) Junior at uni CompSci and CyberSec major DMs open

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Take a Hostage for 8 Red Coins

14.03.2026 21:20 👍 470 🔁 146 💬 4 📌 3
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Grandma jailed after AI error linked her to crime in state she never visited: lawyer The charges were later dismissed after bank records showed she was in Tennessee at the time

If only a college professor could condescendingly yell at her that AI is useful, I bet she’d feel so much better about all this

14.03.2026 03:28 👍 4584 🔁 1060 💬 97 📌 186

Next time they want to tell you how ai is good

14.03.2026 21:49 👍 11 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
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One of my worst performing videos of all time 🫡

14.03.2026 21:55 👍 35 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 0
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YOU FUCKERS. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.

(CW for visible blood)

14.03.2026 21:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm also in this like weird state of being tired but kinda not really idk. Because I keep having to be up and down to take different pills because the timing on them doesn't line up

14.03.2026 21:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not being able to have any real food is killing me. My diet for the past 3 days has consisted of nothing but Slop. I NEED SOMETHING SOLID!! I NEED TO EAT MEAT!!! I NEED TO SINK MY TEETH INTO SOME FLESH!!!!!!

14.03.2026 21:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A raptor getting scratched on the cheek

A raptor getting scratched on the cheek

You may (no promises)

08.01.2026 18:05 👍 367 🔁 127 💬 2 📌 0
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A two hour commission that went a bit over the scope and ended up being almost 4 hours :v

Bigger sprites do take a lot longer to animate, but I like how it turned out.

14.03.2026 04:01 👍 606 🔁 159 💬 14 📌 1
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Another hour commission, another dragon.
This time another one with the stompies dance.

04.03.2026 21:49 👍 272 🔁 70 💬 4 📌 0

<- Low IQ specimen

14.03.2026 05:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's the name of the jingle smhhh

14.03.2026 03:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Two bits?

14.03.2026 00:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don't know, I haven't played these games 💔

14.03.2026 00:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I may be maidenless, but at least my liege wasn't in Lord Epstein's scrolls

13.03.2026 18:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Okay that's enough of that. I'm gonna try to refrain from ventposting on here from now on. I just need to toughen up and deal with this shit on my own.

13.03.2026 17:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Windows 11 was designed to make us retroactively like Windows 10 by making it seem good by comparison

13.03.2026 15:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Fun fact we had a huge storm in my area the same day as this btw

13.03.2026 15:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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13.03.2026 14:20 👍 41 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0

But I can't. I can't just forget everything that happened, the good and the bad. Even though I can't turn back and fix what I did, I can't bring myself to just burn every bridge left and cut out any last way of communication I've got with those who remain, as painful a reminder as they are.

13.03.2026 07:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every day I see or find something that makes me think of wanting to share it with them, and that becoming a harsh reminder of my own shortcomings and inevitable resultant failures from them.

13.03.2026 06:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish I could just, like, move on. I'm stuck in the past wondering what could have been, and I don't know how to get out of it.

13.03.2026 06:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

RAAHHHH I'm registered for AnthrOhio, booked a hotel room, just need someone to room with now

13.03.2026 06:23 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

somehow this is the exact guy you would figure to have lost old doctor who eps

13.03.2026 00:58 👍 2073 🔁 530 💬 23 📌 15
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The gay dragons are finally here 💚❤️

#WingsOfFire #WingsOfFireart #wof

05.03.2026 09:40 👍 307 🔁 81 💬 8 📌 0
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Sociopathic take.

09.03.2026 15:55 👍 208 🔁 14 💬 25 📌 55
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Cracker Barrel has introduced the One Piece Meal

(Source: tinyurl.com/hz34xku9)

10.03.2026 21:50 👍 84 🔁 18 💬 1 📌 1
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Got my wisdom teeth pulled and now they're making me eat shit from a butt

12.03.2026 13:35 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Mr Bates arrested after 'solo sex act in New Jersey doctor's bathroom' Brian Bates, pictured, is accused of pleasuring himself in front of women. The 47-year-old, from New York, has a history of exposing himself and has been charged with criminal open lewdness.

Mr Bates is arrested after trying to penetrate himself with a toilet brush and pleasuring himself in a doctor's bathroom
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

12.03.2026 11:44 👍 36 🔁 2 💬 6 📌 4