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A latke that cannot stop screaming // Editor // 🇿🇦 // (she, they, helluva gay). Banner pic: A young fox sploots upon a brick wall, yawning. By Louie Stowell Profile pic: NJ in profile, looking disgruntled
WOW!
A person wearing a large deer skull mask and wearing a mostly green and brown outfit covered with fake moss and ivy, and carrying a large staff made from some sort of tropical plants.
Sable is the Leshy, which is some sort of Slavic forest spirit. Their staff is made from real plants that I watched them assemble at our lineup that morning!
Here's another appropriate phrase for you: Une tête à claques (a face that's asking to be slapped, is the translation I was given).
Please throw some rain our way!
Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends
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MORE NEWS:
Fresh off her win of the Maryland Middle School Principal of the Year award, Mama was just named one of 3 finalists for the *National* Award!
now she being profiled in education magazines n shit about all the innovative work she does 🥹 I'm so proud of her!
www.edweek.org/leadership/w...
A small reddish-brown weasel standing on green grass with its eyes squeezed tightly shut. Text reads: It fucken sumny
I can't cope with this weather.
😂😂😂
I dunno quite why, @miseryvulture.bsky.social, but this made me think of you.
Mazeltov and, also, please fax me a bowl of that delicious meal!
HELL YEAH!
lmao let’s goooo
Doesn't matter how you did it, really - you did it!
I keep telling myself that I hate journalism, and then I do some journalism and remember that I love it. Sigh.
We are just a gobsmackingly embarrassing and unserious people. (White South Africans, I mean.)
"Sleep...now..."
Jennifer Connelly being a pretty lounge singer!
A HAZY NOIRE STREET WITH A NEON SIGN BECKONING TO A SHADOWY FIGURE IN A TRENCHCOAT: FOOD
A RIVER FLOWING THROUGH A CITY AT NIGHT. A STRANGE FIGURE LURKS OVER A WOMAN SITTING ON A PARK BENCH OVERLOOKING THE WATER
To anyone who hasn't seen Dark City (1998) before but likes The Matrix (1999):
GO WATCH DARK CITY (1998) BUT ONLY THE DIRECTOR'S CUT. THE THEATRICAL CUT SPOILS ALL THE TWISTS AT THE START IT'S BAD.
ALSO DON'T LOOK UP ANYTHING ABOUT IT BEFOREHAND. GO IN BLIND TRUST ME.
Proud of you 🤘🏻
This is lovely!
One of my biggest joys is watching people I love being loved fiercely and truly by wonderful partners. ♥️
One of my biggest joys is watching people I love being loved fiercely and truly by wonderful partners. ♥️
An illustration by lousy drawings for good people on Instagram. It's a cartoony, chonky frog, smiling, moving a planchette across a Ouija board. Text reads: Fuck ChatGPT I'm asking ghosts.
Asking ghosts.
In the Spring a young woman's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of monsters.
I'm not even that much older than them, but met many for the first time when I was 20 and they were 15, so it does my head in. 😶
Tag yourself!
Today I'm Radiation Hazard.
Greetings from Exhaust.
My friends' younger siblings are starting to reach their 40th birthdays and WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!? I am the fkn Cryptkeeper.
So cool!
An illustration by lousy drawings for good people on Instagram. It's a cartoony, chonky frog, smiling, moving a planchette across a Ouija board. Text reads: Fuck ChatGPT I'm asking ghosts.
Asking ghosts.
(Also, "you wouldn't accept it" in the extract is perfect.)