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@jakemyday

Comedian, ex-member of the Captain Crunch Club, cat guardian, right in Baltimore, MD (he/him) (all opinions, viewpoints, and vibes are my own)

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Latest posts by Jake πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ€‘πŸ—ΊοΈ @jakemyday

Punch the Monkey is like if Moo Deng made you want to kill yourself

23.02.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

E-6000 stole so many brain cells this Christmas season

19.12.2025 13:16 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Special thanks to No Land Beyond for hosting our Cute Animals on Ice Launch Party recently.

Big thanks to everyone who showed up to hang out and try out the game.

πŸ“Έ : @jakemyday.bsky.social

#thankyou #nolandbeyond #cuteanimals #gaming #letsplay

01.12.2025 03:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the fucking Weeble Wobble of America stay DOWN

16.10.2025 16:58 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Ghost Hunters promotional picture

Ghost Hunters promotional picture

do you think the guys from TAPS ever explored each other's bodies

23.09.2025 13:35 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Painting of two weird white dogs

Painting of two weird white dogs

Inside you there are two wolves. They're...not doing great

23.09.2025 00:32 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

VERY important communications on this Monday!

23.09.2025 00:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Gale from Baldur's Gate 3: "hey guys"
Crowd: "GAPE"
Gale: "NOT WHAT I'M CALLED"

Gale from Baldur's Gate 3: "hey guys" Crowd: "GAPE" Gale: "NOT WHAT I'M CALLED"

Guess who's back on his bullshit
(it's @jakemyday.bsky.social )
((A little after 8:30 on twitch.tv/severalnerds))

22.09.2025 23:56 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Speak your truth girl

22.09.2025 23:58 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Lemon sticking its tongue out with the caption "I'M SOUR!"

Lemon sticking its tongue out with the caption "I'M SOUR!"

You re: said Lil Smoochie

19.09.2025 23:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Man in a 90s style print shirt

Man in a 90s style print shirt

Beer 6-pack in a very similar print as the shirt

Beer 6-pack in a very similar print as the shirt

...well one of us is gonna have to change

19.09.2025 23:46 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
The Chaotic Queer Cat sits proudly at the top of a ledge, their rainbow cloak billowing in the wind. An onlooker complains β€œuhg, its not even pride month.” The onlooker begins to jeer β€œhey loser! I identify as an attack helicop-β€œ but he never finished that sentence. In his eagerness to taunt, he failed to notice the cat hunker down and gulp repeatedly before barfing up jet stream of rainbow down onto him. β€œOH GOD!” he wails from offscreen.

The Chaotic Queer Cat sits proudly at the top of a ledge, their rainbow cloak billowing in the wind. An onlooker complains β€œuhg, its not even pride month.” The onlooker begins to jeer β€œhey loser! I identify as an attack helicop-β€œ but he never finished that sentence. In his eagerness to taunt, he failed to notice the cat hunker down and gulp repeatedly before barfing up jet stream of rainbow down onto him. β€œOH GOD!” he wails from offscreen.

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19.09.2025 19:30 πŸ‘ 4675 πŸ” 1550 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 16
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a cartoon character 's feet are standing on a rug ALT: a cartoon character 's feet are standing on a rug

I'm crying about this to be clear

18.09.2025 00:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Seth Rogen Revives β€˜The Muppet Show’ as a Disney+ Special Starring Sabrina Carpenter The 2026 event is meant to serve as a backdoor pilot.

Queer as in Muppet fan for life, gay as in I've been praying for Sabrina Carpenter to get an acting gig because she is Funny, and homosexual as in Seth Rogan I will [REDACTED]

18.09.2025 00:42 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Kristen Chenowith post about Charlie Kirk but with Mr.Burns being shot superimposed

Kristen Chenowith post about Charlie Kirk but with Mr.Burns being shot superimposed

nobody mourns the wicked

11.09.2025 23:06 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
A guy posing for a selfie wearing a pair of boxers showing the Twin Towers

A guy posing for a selfie wearing a pair of boxers showing the Twin Towers

Thick thighs save lives but CAN'T melt steel beams #neverforget πŸ˜”

11.09.2025 21:32 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The killer's still on the loose? McDonalds employees of Pennsylvania, your redemption arc is upon us

11.09.2025 02:49 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Desperately need Mary Cosby to weigh in here

10.09.2025 21:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.

If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...

08.09.2025 16:52 πŸ‘ 7183 πŸ” 1831 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 1858

God if this is what today's like, imagine how it's gonna be when It finally happens

10.09.2025 20:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Haven't been this tuned in since the Queen died, feeling good!

10.09.2025 20:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing sunglasses is smiling and saying i mean , you can go home if you 're not having fun . Alt: a woman wearing sunglasses is smiling and saying i mean , you can go home if you 're not having fun .

"How DARE you say that, that man's a FATHER" "I thought you people wanted ACCEPTANCE" "I didn't like him either but I'm not joking about this"

10.09.2025 20:41 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Diva, and I cannot emphasize this enough, down

10.09.2025 20:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shonda, if you're on here, this would make a WILD episode of Grey's Anatomy

10.09.2025 20:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Between Charlie Kirk being shot and a Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star being the next Bachelorette, someone's gonna make a We Didn't Start The Fire entirely around Utah events

10.09.2025 19:21 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Real turning point in the USA today

10.09.2025 19:18 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

he's POUTING cause I played a cat game and not a game with my cat

10.09.2025 01:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i

09.09.2025 20:01 πŸ‘ 8771 πŸ” 3098 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 37
Yuhua in the Devil Wears Prada

Yuhua in the Devil Wears Prada

So like...8+ years of musical education didn't prepare me at all for Hi-Fi Rush, huh

09.09.2025 23:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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this ones for the 🐈's (and Chef)

We're playing Jumping Jazz Cats, tonight at 8pm, come see us be frustrated by digital cats and that makes us adore our physical cats even more!

@maudecho.bsky.social , @2cubby.bsky.social , @jakemyday.bsky.social , and @louismicheli.bsky.social

09.09.2025 23:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1