Jimmy 🐏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

At one point yes and I did think about that Travis picture as I did it

Scored a try, got concussed, shouted "BOLLOCKS" to most of the score updates from the touchline, sat in an ice bath for 25 minutes for charity. That's a Saturday.

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I've ordered - and I do mean ORDERED, like a Colour Sgt - my wife to have Ire v Sco open on her phone and to give me score updates during every single stoppage of our match.

Playing in a match against Looseheadz would usually be something I'd massively look forward to.

The fact it kicks off 5 minutes after Scotland do in Dublin has taken any excitement away from it.

And Sean Everitt has been given a lifetime contract

Like you wouldn't believe. We could be 45-0 up at HT and I know for a fact we'd manage to concede 60 unanswered points in the second half.

Nice of Edinburgh to interrupt the Six Nations by bringing me back to asking "Edinburgh, what the fuck are we doing?"

Now only watching the Oscars to see how Matt Berry pronounces Timothee Chalamet

Mad if it turns out that it's this decision that clinches the Six Nations for Scotland/Ireland

I've agreed to it on two counts

1) we've barely got any other centres available so I'll play but only if

2) my wife stands at the side of the pitch with the Scotland match playing on her phone at all times so I can have score updates during every stoppage

Next weekend three teams could win it and the wooden spoon is pretty up for grabs too. Could be the best edition of the Six Nations ever. It finally *is* anyone could beat anyone, on the day. Well almost: we have to figure out how to beat Ireland

Sorry, I shall be extremely partisan at all times

Hahahahaha get in!!!!!

FORZA ITALIA

I do not blame you. My worry is I'll jinx Scotland if I don't play, but can I miss watching it?!

That was fucking insane. Every single part of it. How do we score 50 and only win by 10? How do we concede 40 to France and win?!

It's all set up for a massively underwhelming defeat next week.

Oh don't make us support England for fucksake

I am dreaming. There's no way this is real.

There's very few weekends in Feb/March where both teams have won

I DON'T HAVE WORDS FOR THIS

There should be a law to make sure that nobody says anything to jinx situations like this

My working hypothesis is that revoking Stuart Hogg’s MBE has magically removed a curse from Scotland.

It'd be very us to have that deny us a Grand Slam (though I still think we'll lose to Ireland)

Yessssss

Oh my word it's on, come on Scotland

For now. Second halves are our achilles!

Extremely good. Though I'm stood at PP listening to Scotland on the radio which takes the edge off 😂

Seen more from the Townsend playbook in 27 mins here than the previous 9 years (excluding games against the English of course)

SCHOOOO COME ON THEN

Sometimes, it turns out, we're too good