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applying for a government job and they want 2 scanned IDs, all legal names i have ever had, the past 5 years of my addresses, all on a 3rd party website that sells that info to advertisers

13.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You may argue that I'm not controlling for the age of the students, but that actually helps my case. Mortality risk in elementary schools is actually slightly inversely proportional to age. Extrapolating using math, there should be a theoretical "Immortality Threshold" about 200 years in

13.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Normally 1/3000 Canadians aged 70 make it to 100, but based on elementary school stats, that would rise to an astonishing 997/1000 if we made this change.

13.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The secret to human longevity is enrolling the elderly in elementary schools to lower their mortality risk

13.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine how dependent on technology the first generation of paleolithic farmers must have felt

13.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Vancouver Treat!

12.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Frame #65200 from S02 -E01 - Girls Festival-627704

Frame #65200 from S02 -E01 - Girls Festival-627704

12.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4

if they want me to take off my boots at the aeroport they should have a shoehorn

10.03.2026 08:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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they have ads for military submarines at yvr

10.03.2026 07:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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new times are being released at YVR

10.03.2026 07:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

beautiful The Crystal Mall

08.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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impossible to know what transcription system they're using here but its at least one great vowel shift away from how people talk in vancouver

07.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

not as urgent, its an in person thing anyways

07.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

invited my 63 year old aunt to mamas

07.03.2026 07:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they have two security guards and four bartenders and four television screens but no dave and perhaps only one broad

07.03.2026 06:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

not mama's. i kinda need my friends right now.

07.03.2026 06:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

going to fucking winker beans

07.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Many weird and awkward men

06.03.2026 12:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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true bloom, by fotocopiadora 9 track album

ok its out now

true bloom

thank you

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05.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

i need to work on my chaser accent

05.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

happy birthday jojo rabbit if you're ever in ontario I'll buy you a beer

05.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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MaoΒ Zedong – In Memory of Norman Bethune Comrade Norman Bethune, a member of the Communist Party of Canada, was around fifty when he was sent by the Communist Parties of Canada and the United States to China; he made

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04.03.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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WilliamΒ Gibson – Neuromancer (Chapter 1) William Gibson’s seminal cyberpunk novel. Probably the first cyberpunk novel. Text taken from the Cyberpunk Library, http://project.cyberpunk.ru/lib/neuromancer/

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04.03.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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ErnestΒ Hemingway – Today is Friday Hemingway’s β€œToday Is Friday” is about three Roman soldiers at eleven o’clock in the evening still drinking after the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. In his Paris Review interview

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04.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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went to sneaky dees (veggie burger special isnt bad) found a reminder of when this was a real city

03.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sucking the cock explains the cock. or at least it used to

02.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder how the Diana Ross who was a Supreme felt about the other Diana Ross who god anded into the band name

27.02.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the new man of the great liberal revolutions is present in the bowlmeal between the brown rice and the kale

26.02.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

zine called fucking italian women

22.02.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 244 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

funiculi funicula

23.02.2026 07:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0