bethesda games really do cater to chronic ppl pleasers and kids who learned they have to be responsible for everybody else's feelings. even in mods! hope i get a big cookie for all this trouble when i go to heaven
gang leader in fallout london when i first meet him: HEY you stupid ASSHOLE. you SUCK. i HATE you. god i wish i could kill you right now!
*after i spend 10 hrs doing everything fr them including wiping their ass*
gang leader: i love you so much. i wish you were my own son. please have sex with my wi
okay gregor samson stop bragging jeez
(me 4 seconds before dropping right on my head one of the three screaming sputtering chainsaws I'm currently juggling as I ride a unicycle into ur bedroom at 3:09 am) Man, why can't I wake up with the cum INSIDE my mou-
They put a unicycle that makes jetsons car noises in death stranding 2
help
METABOLISM CONSORT: Sir, it’s 2am. He should go to bed immediately
BRAIN DUKE: No. Make music sound good to him for the first time in three years
PENIS SERF : And perchanse a bonner,
i love it when game center cx arino does something simple like jump over a hole and his coworkers all gasp approvingly and not even in a sarcastic shitty way and dammit i want that too
she couldnt game for shit
working on an imitation of japanese video magazines
I just recently learned that episode 54 of the anime Kochikame focuses on a character becoming obsessed with playing "Dokidoki Memorial", a parody of Tokimeki Memorial. This episode aired in 1997, two years after Tokimeki blew up in the mainstream after the release of the PlayStation port in 95.
The key to making something that doesn't fucking suck, is to care about the process and think about it.
Not giving a shit, not even bothering to think about it, guarantees the thing will be useless dogshit.
algo: u like that yakuza yeah?
me: uh huh uh huh
algo: u like this funny cute lil fan comic yeah
me: bro its so wholesome and funny u know i clicked that like button
algo: well here's a 4k drawing of majima deep throating kiryu while they're dressed as dungeon meshi characters!
me: whats dungeon me
they should let you do driveby downvoting on reddit, with no logging in. just let you fuckin swat some dipshit who left an unhelpful reply seven years ago. hope he gets a notification!
i post one time about fallout london and now i gotta get uk politics all the way up my ass. thanks algo!!!!!! u suck large
and beyond the utility of press simply not telling on itself, i also don't want them talking about it because it makes it super fucking uncool. they make the act and the artform less just by being adjacent to it; please at least keep it out of your dumb nasty mouths. you get germs all over it
maybe, just maybe, you shouldn't cast a giant spotlight on piracy. kind of fucks it up for the pirates. you fucking hall monitor dipshits. you're the assholes who called your parents 500 miles away when you first got drunk at uni and wanted to assure them that ur okay and can make it back to ur dorm
look i know that myrient was an open secret and anyone who took emulation even medium seriously was well familiar with it but there has to be some kind of common sense thieves cant code of honor bullshit that stops any and all press, small or otherwise, from even thinking about names of these places
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fallout london kicks ass
and even that sentiment is incorrect; me blaming the corpo is fucking stupid. THAT's what they want, THAT's why they made corpos people legally - so that we treat them as such, even though we know that's fucking stupid. but you can't start listing real people or else you'll get the door knock.
do i feel stupid being in the tank for xbox all these long years? yes. do i resent the stranglehold achievements had on me, thereby perverting my love and understanding of the artform? yes. do i understand there will be no recourse for all the damage this fuckassed corpo has done to games? also yes
"the problem of games"
the problem. something to be solved. to be dealt with. an artform to be brought to heel. do not give me omnipotence and complete knowledge, because i will solve "the problem of CEOs." i will solve "the problem of too much money." i will solve "the problem of no fucking heart"
Mappy the Mouse Cop, chasing Blinky from Pac-Man in a really eerie looking-alley. Certain elements were ripped from various Mappy-related material.
Mappy's not having a good time, guys..
#Illustration #NAMCO #Retro #Mappy #PacMan
beta testing 2: the spiritual sequel to my other beta test comic
day 113
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. A nasty, dirty, wet hole full of worms and oozy smells. And he was crankin off in there!!!!!
yayyyyyyy ppl are starting to post how repulsively racist and pro-fascist the smiling friend guys are yayyyyyy im not crazy
