breaking: delaware governor spotted sucking all the blood out of a cow at 3am
29.11.2025 23:39
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breaking: delaware governor spotted sucking all the blood out of a cow at 3am
why is the list of governors of delaware related to the list of cryptids? how much crossover is there??
poting the shit out of this non potable water
my cars engine cooling fan has a manual control now lol it was either this or give ford motor company several hundred pounds
i cant use dms unless i submit a photo of my driving license lol
dont get a job folks
hello :) ive missed you, I hope you are well
i just saw this. i hope , i pray
careful!
time to rifle it 🆙
dont say that, its going dark, im getting worried
(the general voice)
WHO did you tell about my missions?
WHO did you tell
where are you right now? let me see you phone
my snipers will get you
just me, my rifle, my rifle. my other rifle, my other rifle, two more rifles, my other rifle my rifle, the rifle my other rfiles and the wilderness
youre arrested for watching videos on policemen falling dot com
driving a double decker bus filled floor to ceiling with xl bullys. raising the spirits of this ailing nation, the xl bully bus is coming
im getting a big bit of dedja vu
phew
i put so much into savings every month and the governemnt keep fucking with it?
rap name: matthew
code: mambaland mamba mode: activate
80 years ago hitler laid an egg in the fuhrer bunker and today it just cracked a bit...
the carbon neutral sex worker has just arrived, on a bike and all, wow
im going to put in for more exhibitions. not to be egotistical but i hope i get to refuse to sell paintings again, i dont want to and turning down money is like a big drug hit 4 me
top 4000 instagram reels to watch all in one day
i think people on here are the only ppl who will care about this that i found in a chairty shop for £20
just found out theyre putting A new chemical in the water. excited.
neolithic pussy doesnt show up on the IR scopes
its getting quite hard to just have fun online, and even if i do have fun online all my fun is probably harvested by some weird palantir ai that profiles me
WHERE did benny troung go???
this ticks some box in my brain that i always knew about but could never work out
youtu.be/Csvpt8lA-xE?...