My wife pointed out a slight typo in my last substack: instead of “Seriously, I could eat linguine or spaghetti…” I wrote “Seriously, I could eat lingerie or spaghetti…” Welp, at least they are both high in fiber.
Pretty proud of my D&D group; last night they had a chance to kill off a group of thugs that attacked them, and instead just let them live. For a nominal fee, of course.
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Anyone else remember when cave maps actually had hexs?
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You need to be on the ball for this game....
open.substack.com/pub/mattplot...
10% off all college students? Wow! That's... wait.
I'll just ring the... oh, er, nevermind.
Let's not let a little fire marshal condemnation come between us and future business dealings! Well, on Tuesday, anyway.
Who doesn't want some delicious, uh, "fist" courses?
That's... surprisingly hardcore.
Sure hope there is no fire before then....
Such a blatant disregard of the rules is shocking!
Apparently, this was a question that gets asked a lot.
If you ever read The Design of Everyday Things, this should make you very, very upset.
NGL -- quite possibly the best anti-theft system I have ever seen.
I could go for some behavioral enrichment right about now.
Boba Fett acquired a noble steed.
Just a couple of Fords next to each other.
I don't know why, but I feel like this should be a lost Pink Floyd album cover.
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Before we even welcome you to our park, please read this extensive list of things that are FORBIDDEN and then kindly sign your name in blood at the bottom. Then , feel free to have fun, fun, fun!
This is rough for the people that work from 9-5, really....
Image of a bathroom door sign that reads "Whatever, just wash your hands"
Quite possibly my favorite bathroom sign of all time.
Looking over old school D&D items for use in modern campaigns.
Just a snippet of a scene from my life:
MY WIFE: (Upon entering my daughter’s room) What happened here?
MY 10-YEAR OLD DAUGHTER: Chaos.
Close up of a table of numbers from the old version of AD&D.
Something about these old school tables just bring me comfort....
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Old school perspective examples of dungeon elements on paper.
Anyone ever remember using these things back in the olde days of D&D mapmaking?
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Close up of sharpened pencils
Just readying some pencils.
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