TheFalseProdigy

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue arrives ont he scene as Green is cutting a random chunk of plastic, pieces of it flying everywhere. Blue is holding both of his eyes closed in order to protect them from impact, while Green is squinting with one eye, peering his work with the other. Blue: What's with the plastic shrapnel? Green: Arts and crafts. I'll clean up later. Blue sits down, looking at Green questioningly. Green - who has stopped clipping - frowns at his craft. Blue: How will you find them if you don't see where they go? Green: From the bottom of my foot. Green resumes clipping as Blue looks at him, stunned. Eventually, he manages to put his thoughts into words. Blue: ...You have feet?

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is taking a shower with the lights off, while a text above him narrates. Surrounded by pink soap bubbles, Green sighs as the soap he had been holding bounces off to somewhere unseen. Narration: Showering in the dark is nice until you lose the soap. Green: Ah, no. As Green is fumbling for the soap in the dark, his nose starts dripping something dark. Narration: Or get a nosebleed while looking for it. Green: Oh come on. Once Green steps out of the shower, Blue zips past him into the bathroom. Green looks towards him in alarm. Narration: Or you only have one bathroom Green: Wai- Blue: My turn! Green looks to the direction of the sound with an unreadable expression as Blue screams from the bathroom. Narration: And you didn't warn your partner fast enough.

1st panel: hi can i get a (T voice crack) chicken mcgriddle "Ya drive up" 2nd panel: two gays sitting in silence 3rd panel: Nephil: cHicKeN mCGridDLe Koepek: SHUT

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Separation Anxiety

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sleeping peacefully under a heavy blanket, while Green approaches, looking drowsy and carrying a gigantic sardine can opener. Blue frowns in his sleep, but doesn't wake up nor move, as Green casually starts rolling the blanket open with the can opener, and wiggles inside, to sleep right next to Blue.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and green are sitting together, looking at each other, while Green casually eats a protein bar, unwrapping it as he goes along. Blue: You keep your protein bars next to my desk so you don't eat them all in one day. And yet, you sneak one every time you get the chance. Why? Green: I love the taste of crime.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, the first panel shows little baby Green, sitting alone in an empty void, looking disappointed but not surprised. Green, narrating: When I was little, life was bad. I thought it would be bad forever. Next, adult Green is floating through an empty void, not attached to anything. Green, continuing to narrate: But that passed, and I learned that nothing is forever. Everything is only temporary. Blue, appearing out of nowhere, grabs Green by the tail, gently holding on to stop him from drifting away. Green, still narrating: And then you were there. For good. The foxes settle down to play some kind of a board game. It's unclear which one of them is winning. Green, narrating: You make me want to believe in "forever".

Screenshot of the active politically motivated purge of Minneapolis

If they can ignore your 4th amendment rights, you can kindly introduce them to your 2nd amendment rights

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green approaches Blue, who is staring at a toaster. Green: What are you doing? Blue turns around to talk to Green. Blue: I'm bracing myself to not get jumpscared by the toaster. Green: What? Blue's toast jumps up with a loud noise. Both of the foxes jump into the air, startled by the toaster.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is wearing a party hat and blowing into a confetti flute, while Blue frowns, not very celebratory. Green: Happy birthday! Blue: No thanks. Green lowers the party flute in disappointment, while Blue looks at him, still frowning. Green: Don't you want to celebrate? Blue: No. Blue continues talking, while Green listens, now also frowning. Blue: It's just one more year closer to the grave. My youth is over. Blue lies down on the floor, as Green looks at him with a frown, still wearing the party hat and holding the flute. Green: You're 26. Blue: Don't remind me.

Kobl Suavemente

Gonna become a “aliens built the pyramids” guy, but for modern buildings. The Australians of the 1970s did not have the technology to build the UTS tower - it must have been extraterrestrials

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Otocinclus

He may be a little clingy

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sitting at work, frowning while looking at his phone. Blue: Slow day at work, nothing to do but browsing memes. Blue's expression lights up, as he saves a meme. Blue: Heh, I need to show this one to Green. Green stands there to greet Blue as the latter arrives home, carrying a massive basket of memes, larger than either of the foxes. Green: Hi sweetie! How was your day? Blue: Slow, but I got you some memes. The view pans out a little, revealing another pile of memes, twice as tall as a fox. Blue looks at it in mild concern. Green: Same.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting separately from each other, facing opposite directions. Blue has turned to look at Green over his shoulder, while both of the foxes think the exact same thing. foxes: He's been so quiet lately. I wonder what he's thinking about? Green turns to look at Blue over his shoulder, but Blue has turned his head away to look to the direction he is facing. Both still the same thing. foxes: Is he mad at me? What bothers him? Have I done something wrong? Now both the foxes look into the opposite directions, both looking deeply worried. foxes: What if he's sick of me and thinking of living happily ever after somewhere else? Now both foxes have turned to look at each other, addressing each other in unison. foxes: You know that I love you, right?

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue follows after Green, who is about to leave. Green: I'm off to see my 30 closest friends! Blue: Wait, I'll go with you! Green turns around to look at Blue with concern. Green: But you'd hate it there. Blue: I can't make you go alone. Green frowns in frustration, but Blue pulls out a bundled up camping tent. Green: It won't be fun if you aren't having fun. Green: I'll bring my tent. A view from the yard of a house, with Blue sitting otside his tent, cooking a sausage by a campfire, perfectly content. There's a conversation audible from the inside, between Green and one of his friends. Friend: Hey Green, where's your boyfriend? Green: He's outside, having fun.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are painting little minature figurines. Blue: I need to check my references to make sure that I'm painting this figurine right. Blue looks up from his work to listen as Green talks, eyes and focus still on his own figurine. Green: I just choose whatever colours look coolest. Green also looks up from his work to Blue to meet his eyes. Blue: You chose the ones with more wiggle room to improvise. Green: Yep! Green talks as Blue turns his eyes back to his own figurine. Green: You like instructions, I like winging it. The only way to do it wrong is by not having fun.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is jumping into the air, agitated and prickly, screaming into the void. Green: If hope is not joy, then rage it shall be! I did not ask to be born, I will not ask for permission to live! I will cling to hope by rage alone, for the void below has killed before, and it can kill again! Blue appears on the scene, looking confused. He is sitting down, behind Green's back. It is unclear how long he has been sitting there listening. Green turns around to look over his shoulder to look at Blue as he talks. Blue: ...Can I ask what you are doing? Green: My daily affirmations.

FInished my stream and vegged out on the couch all day Carver was out biking around a lake. "(I appreciate them so much.)" "(I want them to know it)" - begins cooking "(When they get back, theyll be greeted by ramen egg and egg salad, favorites)" #furryart #webcomics

Dogstomp #3057 - May 15th

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are at a shop, and Blue spots a board game in a big box, looking at it with delight. Green follows his line of sight to look at it, too. Blue: Ooh, there's that board game I've really wanted! Blue and Green get closer to admire it. Blue: I want it, but it costs so much... Green grabs the box as Blue looks at this, startled. Green: Well, I guess I found your christmas present. Just act surprised, ok? Blue stays in place, looking at Green over his shoulder as Green begins walking away with the box. Blue: Now or at christmas? Green: Christmas.

Friends showed me a reliable site to download old video games. The only thing keeping me from "pirating" video games was that I didn't know a safe site to do it, but now, the floodgates are open. I'm simply not shelling out $350 to a collector to play some junky nostalgic N64 games I used to love. Anyway, here's a list of games I intended to play this year: Megaman Network Transmission Played it. Hated it. Bomberman 64: The Second Attack - Played it. Loved it. Chameleon Twist 2 - Played Blue Stinger - Not played Dino Crisis - Not played Power Stone 2 - Played. It was like 30 minutes of eh. Tonic Trouble - Not Played Army Man Sarge's Heroes 2 - Not played Phantom Crash - Played on my own time. It's boring and chill. Slave Zero - Not Played Dave Mirra BMX II - Played until I was sick of it and the nostalgia was depleted Starfox Adventure - Not played Alter Echo - Not played RAD - Not played Toy Story 2 - Played Ico - Not played

Dogstomp #3058 - May 16th

I want to emphasize how cool this elfin saddle was. Such strange shapes!

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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green looks out of the window - the sun has already gone down. Green: Ooh! it's dark outside! Green breezes past Blue, full of enthusiasm. Green: Bedtime! Blue stops Green by grabbing his tail. Green looks at Blue in disbelief. Blue: Not so fast! It's 4 pm. Green: How?! Blue looks at Green, still holding him by the tail. Green lowers himself onto the ground in disappointment. Blue: It's November. Green: Aw.

More old comics because we're at blfc

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sitting on his computer, as Green sneaks up on him, laying his chin on the table. Green: One vibe check, please. Blue: Sure. Blue turns back to his computer as Green listens, chin still on the tabletop. Blue: You are loved, you're doing ok, and nobody is mad at you. Green stares ahead of himself while Blue turns to kiss his forehead. Green: Can I also be kissed? Blue: Sure.