Snuffleupagus Tully

Well, now I'm really happy that I too got olives instead of god and golf.

Fundraise, probably.

Parades?

Okay, I was mildly interested in this one but you just sold it to me.

My neighbors didn't like it when I was out in the street shrieking lustfully either.

Neither one in my public school in rural IL. I have heard of other people learning recorder but not ukulele.

I did this when a Fox News recruiter reached out to me. It was very satisfying.

Yeah, a lot of St. Louis looks like that.

It was probably the regular one. I don't think I've seen the ones with padding.

And gooey butter cake!

I got one as company swag one time and wasn't impressed. Get something with nicer straps. Your shoulders and back will thank you.

I remember thinking I looked like Kathy Ireland when I got mine removed but it might have been all the drugs in my system.

Because it's proof that we can successfully troll Hollywood into doing something really dumb?

It was in the low 20s last time I was there in January and they were calling it a heat wave.

Episode 3 is really good! You're in for a treat.

I'm also loving how much I hate Lady Araminta. Katie Leung is killing it.

I love him so much. Posy, too.

My MIL became right wing after her kids were adults and continues to be confused about why she can't tell a bunch of grown men what they believe now.

They're all about hockey. Romance readers who enjoy one hockey romance will happily read ten more hockey romances from the same author.

I drove an hour in LA traffic because the department head said he absolutely had to meet with me in person before making a decision. He talked to me for all of five minutes but somehow managed to work in spoiling The Force Awakens, which had just come out.

LinkedIn notified me when every single one of my exes joined even though that was not a thing it regularly did for anyone else.

The Alienware laptops are truly awful. My company is thankfully switching to something else. They give us nothing but problems and I can't wait until I'm able to request a different machine.

Those would be the ones, yes. Anyone assembling against this regime is a "rioter" as far as they are concerned.

Yes. Remember this is the same guy who claimed Portland was a war-ravaged fire pit that no longer had stores based on their one block of ICE protests.

He's talking about the protests that were mainly isolated to a few blocks downtown.

I read it as Icelandair and was extra confused.

Thanks to further up this comment thread, I understand this reference.

Several were rolled into mine this year. I was like, "Well, I've been with the same person for almost 20 years so I'm not surprised these are all negative, but good to know!" And then I went about my day.

Two layers of millennial jokes deep.