miguel

It’s pretty fucked up to sack Aaron Rodgers instead of debating his ideas

"The President spent all those hours at Jeffrey Epstien's house with his victims to make sure there were no pedophiles there."

you know twitters bad when my ass shows up on here

it look like the nasty patty

Ugliest man in human history being called a pedophile while gaming

Hairless white ape being called insecure while gaming

Disgusting human/pig hybrid being told he ruined the country

Stupid ugly moron being called ugly while gaming

Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.

Schwarzenegger winning seemed like the most embarrassing thing that would ever happen in politics at the time and now he’s to the left of every elected Republican and a few Democrats and just makes videos going “young men, my fadda was a Nazi and he was a contemptible loosah”

- Howie Roseman, gun in hand

oh fuck new video limit means i can upload breaking bad type beat

its so crazy to me how much money nfl players make. the jets should give me like 3 mil, ill lose but itll be way cheaper than anyone else and theyre gonna lose anyway

i got blood drawn today and they tried to kill me i think. i looked in the little basket and there were so many tubes in there

social media platform X under attack from nefarious internet collective, known only as "X"

the jets are about to start putting high schoolers on their roster

they have names for hot dogs now that 7 year old me would straight up not believe were real

[WILSON FISK VOICE.] To achieve… GREATNESS… People must… WORK TOGETHER… I thought we… AGREED on this… And YET… I look to our… CHORE WHEEL…

someone in west philly is helping these cats and making them the best flyers ive ever seen

me when i definitely watched The Return of the King

its become increasingly apparent over the years that this man is simply a shaved chimpanzee

matthius bit me

don’t meet your heros. i finally saw the critters from redwall irl and they don’t even talk. they’re just pissing and shitting everywhere.

i dont get the pete davidson thing. dont get why hes famous or why so many beautiful women go out with him. he looks like a spokesman for tuberculosis and he isnt funny

its real good

trying to seriously cut back on twitter usage. its time to ditch that shit forever man

*in the bar on my redwall shit* yeah brotha can i get an elderflower cordial?

yassified dorohedoro

everyone wish wilson a happy 15th birthday NOW

god popped off when he invented orange juice. and tony soprano was right about "some pulp"

my shareholders are pissed about my numbers on here. theyre saying they cant afford to feed their families. not my problem

this and a blunt with unsolved mysteries on the tv