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BREAKING: Trump drafts Executive Order to remove The Flintstones from all media platforms because they claim you’ll have a gay old time.

What so proudly we failed...

Marty DiBergi would have been 79 today. 🥲

Listening to the German cast of A CHORUS LINE. Now I know how to say “When am I gonna grow tits?” in German.

#TBT 1964.

18-year-old Donald Trump cries in the theater when Goldfinger dies.

Don't step down even if you are fired. I've seen that somewhere before.

And not so proudly we hailed...

I saw her when I was on the Bogdanovich film THEY ALL LAUGHED. And I read the book.

Apparently, the prize in a box of Cracker Jacks nowadays is the lone peanut.

#TBT1992

My GET A LIFE script got me a lot of meetings back in the day. If they reboot it I am ready.

I guess it went something like this - The Devil: “I’ve not been to Georgia in years. Think I’ll head over there.”

That little prick Haley Joel Osment could've told Bruce at the start. Instead he was all dramatic & shit for an hour and a half just to punk him.

“Boop boop bah boop boop when I want to.” –Rose Stone, HOT FUN IN THE SUMMERTIME

"Rich, what happened in your childhood that made you so neurotic today?"

Bad Bunny should do a live TV concert as counter-programming to Trump's State of the Union address next week.

My new hobby is reading the lyrics to Rolling Stones songs to find out how many words I’ve been singing wrong my whole life.

I was watching about 10 gorillas at the zoo, and totally missed the basketball player enter the cage, dribble for a bit, then leave.

I can't remember anything that happened in the movie Memento.

Minnie Driver’s middle name has got to be Van, right?

"But if, baby, I'm the bottom, you're the top." Man, Cole Porter was into some cool shit.

I shouted out who killed The Kennedy Center when after all it was DJT.

"It will be the kiss by which all others in your life will be judged...and found wanting."

Mary's not thrilled with ICE in her town.

How come the other two ICE agents didn't tell the two first responder women not to help because EMS will get there eventually?

When my printer goes into self-cleaning mode, it sounds like the opening drums from Steely Dan’s BODHISATTVA.

I even have trouble calling him Resident of the United States.

Boo Radley is just Alabama for Bradley, no?

If you have a 2026 bingo card just throw it away. You won't win.

I still have like, a ton of figgy pudding left, if anyone wants to come over.

It's a good thing people don't know they're allowed to tell each other how they feel. Otherwise, there would be no romantic comedies.