Thomas

That’s how I do

Gredin!

Looking for an excuse to visit CdG again, I see

Asocial as fuck! We hates them

Looks like you’ve ruffled a feather or two amongst M. Chiles’ fandom 😂

(Note to self: barging into the hallway and sneering “Feeling rather lazy today, aren’t we?” turned out, against all expectations, not to improve the situation)

Well in a rather karmic turn of events, that slimy little shit of a UPS delivery person refused to carry the parcels to my door on the rather quite flimsy grounds that “the lift is out of order”

One would think that at the holier-than-thou-est of all papers, such things wouldn’t happen, yet here we are.

It’s amazing, the job safety you get when shagging the editor 🙄

Now I just need to find a square burner on the kitchen hob

He’s rather quite repulsive, isn’t he

I mean just look at this

After 2 years spent in fear I think it’s time to unbox this beauty

It was for me half a lifetime ago, my French is probably already outdated

This is hard!

I knew AI could solve this

The absolute hell that is YouTube Shorts, I can’t even

Let's take a moment to reflect on the fact that this sentence comes from a company whose product claims to improve your writing.

My spirit animal!

Thankfully none

Not my finest hour, I’ll give you that

In the business this is called doing a Seggie a.k.a. doing something weirdly dangerous with piping hot oil for some unaccountable reason

@stevenhseggie.bsky.social

Guess who’s just tried to lick clean a spoon that had been in… hot frying oil

Big Friend is such a mood killer 🙄

Could have saved some time and asked my mum for that advice 🤷‍♂️

Not sure that’s enough wine TBH

Now I must of course tell my wife I have acquired said subwoofers 😬

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When the subwoofers you ordered to “upgrade your home cinema experience” (read: troll the very annoying new neighbours) are out of stock, so instead you get a banging deal on the bigger, more powerful models

Solid epitaph

i feel like this is all happening cause we stopped pumping up the jam