CEO of Armpits

Kalshi bet that Trump will make a 6 7 joke when talking about Iran

I’m e-dating all of the Duolingo characters

I have no 6 but I must 7

White people hear Kendrick come on and go “Oh heck yes!”

I cunt therefore I am

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I don’t get to finish until the döner guy calls me boss

Need a bush flavored vape

The Large Hadron Collider wishes it could shove atoms together like my ass cheeks do when I walk

She did the cup song on my thingy #awooga

Talking to shawty and she start gushing like Kirk’s neck

The 6 7 kid will grow up to work for Lockheed Martin

Grandma fuckin type beat

What if we invented a car that only works when you’re getting head

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Shawty got a dick only a mother could love

Calling the front of the plane a gockpit because I stand for equality ✊

There’s no wonder why no one tells you about pissing off of a high ledge while smoking a cigarette. A king does not want you to sit upon their throne

Calling last night’s chili mac the football team the way it’s running through my guts

Gonna hire an a cappella boy band to perform while I consummate my marriage

Gotta waffle stomp this pepperoni pizza so the wife doesnt know I’ve been eating in the shower again

I evicted Stuart Little

If it’s from a computer it cant be a lie

Running on an hour and half of sleep listening to Cotton Eye Joe remixes

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Im in a soup polycule and it’s kind of like a muppets movie where Im the only human and everyone else is just a bowl of soup

Fentanyl is good for you, they have it in hospitals

Woke America strikes again

Gooning to the AI generated waifu on the side of the fansly truck

Saddest story in 4 words: Twin’s butt, never dug