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Chicago improviser, comedian, writer. But day job covers almost none of that.

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…and fucking our country and the entire planet up in the process??? πŸ€”

12.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 1319 πŸ” 387 πŸ’¬ 135 πŸ“Œ 32
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β€œTo the "I didn't vote for this" folks. You voted for a convicted felon. A twice-impeached president. A man found liable for sexual abuse. A man who tried to overthrow an election.

And now gas prices are surging, we're at war, and soldiers are coming home in coffins. This is what you voted for…” πŸ–•

13.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 3281 πŸ” 795 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There are more instances of United States Citizens being detained by ICE than there are of illegal immigrants voting in elections.

11.03.2026 11:44 πŸ‘ 6429 πŸ” 2155 πŸ’¬ 109 πŸ“Œ 62

maybe I'm focusing on the wrong thing here but this is the wildest shit I've ever heard a white South African say and I study racism for a living

08.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 9625 πŸ” 1691 πŸ’¬ 209 πŸ“Œ 34

It'll be super sad that gas prices are what gets ppl to drop being part of MAGA instead of ICE murdering ppl.

09.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Part of the reason "Breaking Bad" is one of the greatest TV shows of all time is that its central thesis, which feels true, is that there is a monster inside all human beings, and given the chance to come out, it will, indeed, come out.

Anyway, here's an article about a Let the Monster Out Factory.

08.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 1610 πŸ” 297 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 13
Caitlin KALINOWSKI over X

I resigned from OpenAl. I care deeply about the Robotics team and the work we built together.
This wasn't an easy call. Al has an important role in national security. But surveillance of Americans without judicial oversight and lethal autonomy without human authorization are lines that deserved more deliberation than they got. This was about principle, not people. I have deep respect for Sam and the team, and I'm proud of what we built together.

Caitlin KALINOWSKI over X I resigned from OpenAl. I care deeply about the Robotics team and the work we built together. This wasn't an easy call. Al has an important role in national security. But surveillance of Americans without judicial oversight and lethal autonomy without human authorization are lines that deserved more deliberation than they got. This was about principle, not people. I have deep respect for Sam and the team, and I'm proud of what we built together.

OpenAI head of robotics just resigned over company deal with the Pentagon saying…

β€œSurveillance of Americans without judicial oversight and lethal autonomy without human authorization are lines that deserved more deliberation than they got”

07.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 7143 πŸ” 2664 πŸ’¬ 141 πŸ“Œ 211

We started with restrain ICE. Then reform ICE, then landed squarely on abolish ICE.

But I’ve moved on to prosecute ICE y’all. Every last one even if it takes 20 years of trials.

07.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 5781 πŸ” 1287 πŸ’¬ 198 πŸ“Œ 52
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Tell Congress: Stop Trump's move to take over state elections Contact Congress today!

🚨 Trump's cronies are circulating a draft executive order to declare a phony "national emergency" over made-up foreign election interferenceβ€”just so he can seize control of our state-run elections.

This isn't about integrityβ€”it's a blatant attempt to rig the midterms.

Tell Congress to act NOW:

07.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 2818 πŸ” 1229 πŸ’¬ 205 πŸ“Œ 59

Every ICE officer who has broken the law should be arrested, tried, and imprisoned for their crimes.

07.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 14523 πŸ” 2957 πŸ’¬ 568 πŸ“Œ 150

This woman, US citizen living in Skokie, was detained at Ohare yesterday, taken to Broadview, then transferred to a detention facility in Wisconsin, now released. We know all this not because of DHS, who repeatedly denied that they even had her, but because her phone was pinging in those locations.

07.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 3162 πŸ” 1218 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 34
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This is who our President is...

06.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 11070 πŸ” 4350 πŸ’¬ 405 πŸ“Œ 181

It’s looking increasingly likely that Kristi Noem and Lewandowski funneled almost 200 million in government money to a company that is run by her friend and that nobody can give an address for.

Oh, and it was 8 days old when it was awarded the contract.

04.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 23849 πŸ” 9408 πŸ’¬ 1246 πŸ“Œ 613
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WTAF

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

03.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 112 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 5

My hand slipped while trying to put a pillow sheet back on a pillow & accidentally punched myself in the face.

Right on the bridge of my nose; glasses jammed into my ocular bones. Ouch.

Don't think any bones are broken. But I do wonder if I've just given myself a black eye.

02.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#Trump gets into office.. Ensuring loyalty to him, #Trump brings in everyone who's in the #EpsteinFiles to work for him in the the Government?

Do I see this about right?????

#Epstein

#TrumpEpsteinFiles

28.02.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 302 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 4

sure the pedophile felon president just illegally bombed a country that may have nukes while federal forces under his command murder and harass people in america and immigrants are tortured and he moves forward with plans to build concentration camps and sorry idk where i was going fuck all of this

28.02.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 7842 πŸ” 1669 πŸ’¬ 115 πŸ“Œ 41
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All they know how to do is fucking lie.

01.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 290 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 5
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Reminder that none of things that Trump and his goons want Americans to be afraid of are responsible for bombing Iran. TRUMP DID THAT.

28.02.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 507 πŸ” 191 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 5

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

28.02.2026 09:09 πŸ‘ 6701 πŸ” 1837 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

all the the mighty and morally superior β€œWest” knows how to do anymore is murder children

28.02.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 2188 πŸ” 524 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 7
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Blind refugee abandoned by Border Patrol dies in Buffalo. A nearly blind refugee abandoned by Border Patrol miles from his home dies in Buffalo after having been missing for nearly a week.

Absolutely horrifying. This refugee survived genocide and died because of the gross incompetence of federal immigration agents.

26.02.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 1660 πŸ” 408 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 36

Important insight. ALSO, I have no patience (and I mean ZERO) with people who say "they won't ban birth control." They will eventually try BECAUSE WHAT THEY WANT IS TO CONTROL YOUR BODILY AUTONOMY. We need to be proactive about BODILY AUTONOMY IN GENERAL.

25.02.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 1608 πŸ” 503 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 0

This is horrifying

26.02.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I live in Minnesota and I want the federal government to stop trying to kill us. And hurt us. I want them to stop attacking us.

It sucks.

We’re just trying to live our lives and take care of each other and we don’t deserve all this.

I kid around sometimes here but I’m not kidding now.

25.02.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 4102 πŸ” 881 πŸ’¬ 113 πŸ“Œ 35

The US Men’s Hockey team laughing along with Trump illustrates the actual #1 thing that hursts women’s sports - misogyny & toxic males.

That’s the fuel behind lack of funding, TV coverage, stadiums, resources, etc that are extended to women’s sports.

The trans athletes issue is a smoke screen.

25.02.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Midterm message:

24.02.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 6304 πŸ” 1864 πŸ’¬ 177 πŸ“Œ 74
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The most corrupt president in history:

23.02.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 3936 πŸ” 1761 πŸ’¬ 147 πŸ“Œ 96

It seems I missed some things today. A theme night to celebrate Black culture, when other cultures are celebrated with theme nights, isn't a big ask of every NWSL team. We are Black every day. You don't have to limit those days to February or June. Several teams found a way, including a new one.

25.02.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

4 Minnesota guys

24.02.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 9584 πŸ” 1643 πŸ’¬ 200 πŸ“Œ 68