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Jake Larsen

@jakeofthemountains

He/Him. Here for sports (Utah Jazz, 49ers, Man U), outdoorsy stuff (mountain biking, hiking, photography), and increasingly so, following the sad demise of the United States of America. Follow for stupid photos of my bike and bad sports takes.

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Honestly, Noah Kahn’s last album (Stick Season) appealed to my entire family and our wide range of music tastes. Pretty impressive this day and age.

13.02.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Huge congrats, Andy! I’ll miss your columns and live-tweeting but this move sounds awesome for you. A little more (maybe a lot more πŸ˜…) balance is always a good thing!

10.02.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Guys. This Jazz team looks like it’s ready to pop next season.

10.02.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cue β€œin the arms of the angel” and photo montage

04.02.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
04.02.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.02.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That was brutal

03.02.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Real. Walker helped before he got injured but (like Rudy) he could only do so much by himself.

03.02.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I def believe we’ll see a jump in production (and excitement) from him on this team

03.02.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I gotta say. This lineup would be fun af imo

03.02.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That kind of devastates me.

03.02.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I had Markkanen as a continuing Warriors target because I thought he'd get tired of Tank Mode in Utah. Well, not anymore.

(Or at least not after they guarantee a good pick in this year's deep draft.)

03.02.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean unless JJJ realllly kicks ass in his place

03.02.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jazz FO must realllly like what they see in JJJ. Is there a case to be made for fit maximizing him in Utah?

03.02.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t see how we get back to the playoffs without Kessler

03.02.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Texas β€” Protester roughed up and arrested for having roller skates.

Trump’s America. Abbott’s Texas.

www.instagram.com/reel/DUN-IWg...

01.02.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 1826 πŸ” 1167 πŸ’¬ 226 πŸ“Œ 117

Yeah for real

29.01.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah, no this was talking about TT

29.01.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was bummed to delete because my daughter sends me funny stuff there, but I had to. I’m trying to get her to, also, but she’s clinging, man.

28.01.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I cringe when my friends who are still there send me links to X 🫠. They’re sending me good info, but I don’t want it from there ha

28.01.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What’s funny about the Oscar race this year is the CHUDs are mad at One Battle After Another because it’s β€œwoke” and makes fun of white supremacists but they can’t derail it from winning everything because then the big winner would be SINNERS which is woker and makes more fun of white supremacists

23.01.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 2001 πŸ” 283 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 13

Looking hella confident tonight

23.01.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Boler can’t stop calling Svi K-Love and I don’t know I can fault him

23.01.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yuck you’re seeing that shit? We (49ers) have a generational talent at HC. That’s stupid.

18.01.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Guys I do not feel great about this game #bangbang

18.01.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Push to Audit Private Equity and Venture Capital Falters Under Trump

The IRS is effectively unable to audit private equity, venture capital, and real estate investment firms.

Thousands of workers have been fired from the agency since DOGE and the world's richest man took an ax to it.

Now audits of these giant enterprises have dropped 80 or 90%.

14.01.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 540 πŸ” 251 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 31

Why, God?

11.01.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘ŽπŸ½πŸ‘ŽπŸ½πŸ‘ŽπŸ½

08.01.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.01.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Endless lies πŸ€₯

31.12.2025 04:06 πŸ‘ 8037 πŸ” 3090 πŸ’¬ 572 πŸ“Œ 200