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I see your mom wrote a new book

04.03.2026 18:25 👍 22 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

"I asked God to forgive me, which he has."

Honestly this is the biggest perk of serving in Congress. Most people have to ask forgiveness and wonder. If you're in Congress you get a same day answer from the big guy.

05.03.2026 00:37 👍 3033 🔁 569 💬 156 📌 68
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U.S. sub sinks Iranian warship off Sri Lanka, killing 87 and expanding war zone A U.S. submarine sank an Iranian warship off the southern coast of Sri Lanka, killing dozens of sailors and dramatically widening Washington's pursuit of the Iranian navy.

A US submarine sinking a lonely, dinky Iranian surface ship an ocean away from the theater of the main conflict—and 9000
miles from North America—makes it pretty clear the US is fighting a general war, without the declaration required by the Constitution. www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...

04.03.2026 17:40 👍 13500 🔁 4967 💬 543 📌 294

Is a Senator who interferes with Capitol Police to break the bones of a Marine Corps veteran who's staging a protest subject to arrest for battery, or does that somehow fall under the Senator's constitutional privilege?

04.03.2026 22:52 👍 3626 🔁 977 💬 112 📌 41
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[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone]

Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.

04.03.2026 22:05 👍 9311 🔁 4559 💬 1058 📌 1625

I had some students today ask me if our school photos are in the Epstein files because of the owner of LifeTouch being in it

05.03.2026 02:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congressman Brandon Gill

@RepBrandonGill
How many Americans have to get Allahu Akbar’ed before we realize Islam is a problem?

Congressman Brandon Gill @RepBrandonGill How many Americans have to get Allahu Akbar’ed before we realize Islam is a problem?

The way sitting politicians can say this stuff about Muslims while facing zero consequences is an indication of just how entrenched Islamophobia still is in our institutions and culture.

02.03.2026 22:48 👍 2633 🔁 519 💬 59 📌 32
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A removed statue dredges up racism against blacks, Latinos in Texas Rangers' history "Texas Rangers have a long history of suppressing civil rights movements throughout the 20th century, using force, violence and intimidation," says historian Monica Muñoz Martinez.

Here's something on that. www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/...

02.03.2026 19:08 👍 28 🔁 6 💬 5 📌 0
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screenshot of a tweet from the texas rangers baseball team depicting a statute of jay banks, a notorious texas ranger law man

screenshot of a tweet from the texas rangers baseball team depicting a statute of jay banks, a notorious texas ranger law man

the texas rangers just put up a statue of a man (jay banks) well-known for trying to keep schools in texas segregated, despite the passing of brown v. board of education. the statue was originally at dallas’ love field airport before being removed in 2020 (remember those times? lol)

03.03.2026 01:13 👍 293 🔁 103 💬 25 📌 74
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Nailed it

02.03.2026 23:04 👍 1172 🔁 333 💬 30 📌 28

Most people and politicians don't realize how few missiles the US has left.
They've been loaning them out for years to Ukraine and Israel. It takes 5-7 years to restock.
Everyone currently at war has a few weeks of bombs remaining.
Then China and N Korea will have all the remaining bombs for 5 yrs

03.03.2026 02:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a white house and talking to someone . ALT: a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a white house and talking to someone .
03.03.2026 02:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Guaranteed @MarshaBlackburn would get this wrong

01.03.2026 16:58 👍 679 🔁 160 💬 85 📌 26
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🤔

02.03.2026 03:05 👍 871 🔁 233 💬 137 📌 54
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#MMPR #Pt2

27.10.2025 00:23 👍 60 🔁 21 💬 5 📌 14

So now Trump is going to postpone attacking Iran so he can "save" Mexico. Convenient.

22.02.2026 20:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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JACK HUGHES 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
rode the rollercoaster to end regulation, gets the golden goal

22.02.2026 15:55 👍 1205 🔁 338 💬 33 📌 90
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🇺🇸 Men and Women 🏒🥇

22.02.2026 16:07 👍 1190 🔁 188 💬 14 📌 12

Now Jack Hughes can get GOLD teeth

22.02.2026 16:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Statement from TSA: “At this time, TSA PreCheck remains operational with no change for the traveling public. As staffing constraints arise, TSA will evaluate on a case by case basis and adjust operations accordingly.”

22.02.2026 15:33 👍 402 🔁 97 💬 19 📌 36

sudden death | noun | extra play to break a tie in a sports contest in which the first to score or gain the lead wins

22.02.2026 15:35 👍 584 🔁 110 💬 13 📌 15
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Unreal stick save by Hellebuyck on Toews

22.02.2026 15:06 👍 514 🔁 118 💬 11 📌 37
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double doink for Faber

22.02.2026 14:44 👍 452 🔁 93 💬 10 📌 37
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Sunday morning hockey…

22.02.2026 14:44 👍 9 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

helleknuyck if you hellebuyck

22.02.2026 14:28 👍 387 🔁 66 💬 7 📌 2
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Matt Boldy goal replays 🫡

22.02.2026 13:28 👍 167 🔁 17 💬 5 📌 10
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Hellebuyck stops McDavid on a breakaway

22.02.2026 14:19 👍 96 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 6
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legit not sure how Larkin survived the physics of this hit from Wilson

22.02.2026 13:32 👍 212 🔁 39 💬 5 📌 14

I can't believe the US survived a 5 on 3

22.02.2026 14:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0