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Meu sonho era estar vivendo em um país em que as pessoas não estivessem tripudiando ou fazendo piada sobre o estado de saúde de um ex presidente

e sim comemorando a morte

14.03.2026 20:28 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Imagina ser um objeto em João Pessoa

14.03.2026 20:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ainda tem bastante tempo para aparecer na retrospectiva de finados do Globo Repórter

14.03.2026 20:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So many, including a large percentage of influential elites, came to believe that relative peace and stability with thriving commerce is the natural order of things.

Fools. Naive, complacent, often selfish fools. Peace and stability take immense work to create and maintain. And not much to disrupt.

14.03.2026 19:35 👍 630 🔁 201 💬 21 📌 2
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Toxic Pollution From Iran War Will Spread and Last for Decades Exploding fuel infrastructure and missiles have released contaminants that put the health of millions of people at risk.

Strikes on Iran are unleashing toxic pollutants that likely will linger for decades, poisoning the environment and posing health risks

14.03.2026 10:30 👍 339 🔁 218 💬 22 📌 26

Ódio que ano passado saí de ney no carnaval e até chegar no miolo do bloco usei um pano preto pra cobrir a fantasia pelada e um monte de gente ficou "olha é a cisne negra!!"

14.03.2026 19:49 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Coisas que a gente gosta menos de ver do que o Brasil:

a) Coluna da Dora Kramer
b) A cara do Temer
c) A mão de necromante do Temer
d) O nome do Temer
e) A opinião do Temer
f) A lembrança de que o Temer ainda se arrasta sobre a Terra
g) Todas as alternativas

14.03.2026 20:07 👍 9 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Em Capitães da Areia o padre que tenta ajudar os meninos de rua é chamado de comunista. Um livro lançado em 1937. Quase 90 anos atrás. Nada mudou.

14.03.2026 11:49 👍 234 🔁 69 💬 2 📌 2

quantas mansões por ano o dono do catchup predilecta deve comprar com o dinheiro que economiza por não fazer picote pra abrir o sachê

14.03.2026 10:07 👍 204 🔁 28 💬 2 📌 1

Chato mesmo é porra de crente se sentir no direito de transformar qualquer lugar num culto religioso, escola, hospital, transporte público, praça e etc, tão nem aí pra nada nem ninguém pois acham q estão no direito de evangelizar a qualquer momento e enfiar o amigo imaginário deles na goela de todos

14.03.2026 08:31 👍 26 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 1

Queridos, editei o livro "As Aventuras do Papaceta" do meu pai, Paulo Silvino, para o Kindle. Para quem não tem Kindle, ele tem um app no celular e você pode ler o livro por lá. Caso alguém se interesse, as informações para adquirir o livro estão no link aqui do fio. +

27.01.2026 20:22 👍 71 🔁 30 💬 1 📌 1

bichão faculdade é cada um por si. quem quer prestar atenção que preste quem não quer que vá pra puta que o pariu. onde já se viu. bando de marmanjo barbado

14.03.2026 15:07 👍 329 🔁 91 💬 10 📌 12

É um dos filhos dele usando um jaleco, um par de óculos e um bigode falso

14.03.2026 16:55 👍 113 🔁 28 💬 1 📌 1
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intense higuruma brainrot lately,,,,,, 🤤 #higuruma #higurumahiromi #higurumarch

14.03.2026 05:22 👍 7 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
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“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

13.03.2026 22:09 👍 14176 🔁 3239 💬 175 📌 153

Ah, se é assim tudo bem

14.03.2026 18:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
RE9 comic
Gideon prepares to fire a rocket launcher
The rocket heads towards Leon, driving his motorbike
The rocket explodes and Leon drives through it, looking so cool sunglasses spawn on his face
Gideon, visibly upset: "SHIT I MADE HIM LOOK EVEN COOLER"

RE9 comic Gideon prepares to fire a rocket launcher The rocket heads towards Leon, driving his motorbike The rocket explodes and Leon drives through it, looking so cool sunglasses spawn on his face Gideon, visibly upset: "SHIT I MADE HIM LOOK EVEN COOLER"

💥😎✨ #re9

14.03.2026 17:47 👍 2552 🔁 578 💬 8 📌 3
Ilustração romântica com a frase “Trans People Deserve Love” no topo, sobre o fundo com as cores da bandeira trans. No centro, um casal se abraça com carinho: uma pessoa de cabelo preto com franja azul segura o rosto de um homem loiro de expressão sorridente, enquanto ele a envolve pela cintura. Assinatura @lanaflowerz no canto inferior.

Ilustração romântica com a frase “Trans People Deserve Love” no topo, sobre o fundo com as cores da bandeira trans. No centro, um casal se abraça com carinho: uma pessoa de cabelo preto com franja azul segura o rosto de um homem loiro de expressão sorridente, enquanto ele a envolve pela cintura. Assinatura @lanaflowerz no canto inferior.

Kirara e Hakari redesenhado ✨

14.03.2026 18:52 👍 65 🔁 21 💬 4 📌 0
Brendan Carr tweet: Broadcasters that are running hoaxes and news distortions - also known as the fake news - have a chance now to correct course before their license renewals come up.  

The law is clear.  Broadcasters must operate in the public interest, and they will lose their licenses if they do not. 

And frankly, changing course is in their own business interests since trust in legacy media has now fallen to an all time low of just 9% and are ratings disasters.

The American people have subsidized broadcasters to the tune of billions of dollars by providing free access to the nation’s airwaves. 

It is very important to bring trust back into media, which has earned itself the label of fake news.

When a political candidate is able to win a landslide election victory after in the face of hoaxes and distortions, there is something very wrong.  It means the public has lost faith and confidence in the media.  And we can’t allow that to happen.

Time for change!

Trump "Truth":

Yet again, an intentionally misleading headline by the Fake News Media about the five tanker planes that were supposedly struck down at an Airport in Saudi Arabia, and of no further use. In actuality, the Base was hit a few days ago, but the planes were not “struck” or “destroyed.” Four of the five had virtually no damage, and are already back in service. One had slightly more damage, but will be in the air shortly. None were destroyed, or close to that, as the Fake News said in headlines. The New York Times and The Wall Street Journal (in particular), and other Lowlife “Papers” and Media actually want us to lose the War. Their terrible reporting is the exact opposite of the actual facts! They are truly sick and demented people that have no idea the damage they cause the United States of America. Fortunately, as proven by our Great and Conclusive Election Win in 2024, the People of our Country understand what is happening far better than the Fake News Media! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Brendan Carr tweet: Broadcasters that are running hoaxes and news distortions - also known as the fake news - have a chance now to correct course before their license renewals come up. The law is clear. Broadcasters must operate in the public interest, and they will lose their licenses if they do not. And frankly, changing course is in their own business interests since trust in legacy media has now fallen to an all time low of just 9% and are ratings disasters. The American people have subsidized broadcasters to the tune of billions of dollars by providing free access to the nation’s airwaves. It is very important to bring trust back into media, which has earned itself the label of fake news. When a political candidate is able to win a landslide election victory after in the face of hoaxes and distortions, there is something very wrong. It means the public has lost faith and confidence in the media. And we can’t allow that to happen. Time for change! Trump "Truth": Yet again, an intentionally misleading headline by the Fake News Media about the five tanker planes that were supposedly struck down at an Airport in Saudi Arabia, and of no further use. In actuality, the Base was hit a few days ago, but the planes were not “struck” or “destroyed.” Four of the five had virtually no damage, and are already back in service. One had slightly more damage, but will be in the air shortly. None were destroyed, or close to that, as the Fake News said in headlines. The New York Times and The Wall Street Journal (in particular), and other Lowlife “Papers” and Media actually want us to lose the War. Their terrible reporting is the exact opposite of the actual facts! They are truly sick and demented people that have no idea the damage they cause the United States of America. Fortunately, as proven by our Great and Conclusive Election Win in 2024, the People of our Country understand what is happening far better than the Fake News Media! President DONALD J. TRUMP

FCC to journalists: cover the Iran war the way the president prefers or lose your broadcast license.

14.03.2026 16:42 👍 1831 🔁 933 💬 151 📌 165
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Goku and Gohan father-son bonding

14.03.2026 16:38 👍 1427 🔁 441 💬 6 📌 0

Always worth remembering that even during the press hype cycle at the time, journalists straight up asked about the whole racism thing to the voice actor for Sheva

Hell even Zero Punctuation went “guys this… this really is questionable” *in an episode of Zero Punctuation*

14.03.2026 18:25 👍 40 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0
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Natalie Portman in Black Swan

14.03.2026 18:44 👍 68 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 1

Watching these guys learn basic geopolitics in real time is incredible. Ah so that's why you need allies. I see

14.03.2026 17:20 👍 3158 🔁 557 💬 53 📌 10
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Lower your cortisol levels with Kali & Grimm's latest adventure!

14.03.2026 18:29 👍 280 🔁 47 💬 0 📌 0

por um momento achei que era o ney matogrosso e tive que ler o alt

14.03.2026 18:22 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Natalie Portman de peruca rosa no filme Closer

Natalie Portman de peruca rosa no filme Closer

Natalie Portman de maquiagem sinistra em Black Swan

Natalie Portman de maquiagem sinistra em Black Swan

aquele meme

daddy issues / mommy issues

14.03.2026 18:18 👍 281 🔁 99 💬 3 📌 9
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12.03.2026 20:16 👍 804 🔁 198 💬 10 📌 1

I wish I loved anything as much as Jair Bolsonaro loves being in the hospital

14.03.2026 16:01 👍 889 🔁 89 💬 17 📌 1

daddy issues é tipo: gosto de apanhar no sexo kkkkk

Mommy issues é: eu acho que nunca serei capaz de verdadeiramente amar alguém pois uma parte minha sempre estará presa no vazio da ausência do amor da minha mãe

14.03.2026 17:41 👍 282 🔁 49 💬 8 📌 12