Samantha M.

At this point, I'll try just about anything.

Jessica Fletcher giving an Ewok a piggyback ride.

Yub Nub, She Wrote

Will there ever be a service that markets themselves in the way that they know we don't need or want A.I. added to their service?
Just asking for a society.

A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

If you're in a city under seige by ICE, and you'd like a stack of 25-50 posters to distribute, message assistant@mollycrabapple.com and we will hook you up

No.

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”

Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”

I'm looking forward to the day when we don't see absolutely every headline beginning with "Trump threatens..."

Ok, you can stop texting me, I saw the Ring ad. Troubling things about it 🧵:

-The long awaited (much warned about) intro of “AI” recognition. It starts w/ searching for a “brown dog” but means the tech is there for lisence plate reading, face recognition, searching for suspects by description, etc

Ugh, I came here to see if it had survived the fire. I moved away from Sonoma County in 2015. Fountaingrove was hit particularly hard as most of northern SR did.

a poorly drawn cat lying down just like the great sphinx

a tabby cat lying on a wooden floor in a sphinx pose, with its front paws neatly tucked under its chest

the great sphinx

Our modern world has become a fear factory running at full capacity. Every time we unlock our phones, we're opening a Pandora's box of catastrophes, controversies, and crises — each one algorithmically curated to seize our attention by the throat.

Everyday: KEEP CLEAR OF ME

Occasional: I HAVE SOMETHING TO COMMUNICATE

Perennial: NO MEANING

One knife. Clean it off in between on the bread.

Two knives? Who am I, Princess Fancypants?

A photo of the Mary Tyler Moore statue in Minneapolis holding a sign that says “FUCK ICE.”

Minnesota nice (except for ICE).

Minutemen's Post-Mersh Vol. 2: containing "Buzz or Howl Under the Influence of Heat" and "Project Mersh"

Tell me your pet's name in a gif

Trump thinks?

AI slop account

Dogbert weighing Scott Adams’ heart against a feather

Saw this in the theater as a teen during its original run and remember thinking, "Christ, that girl made herself ugliest prom dress imaginable." No OMD or Psychedelic Furs track could distract from that.

Mood 2026

Quiet Crusader

Given this administration's record, it's going to be both ends.

a woman with curly hair and earrings is smiling and looking at the camera . Alt: A woman with curly/frizzy hair after wrestling her freshly washed fitted sheet, pillow cases, and comforter back on bed before lights out.

Laundry # 2b: Having to wash bedding and put back on bed just before sleepytime.

a huge reclining capybara light lying next to a woman on a bed caption: "I've been having nightmares and can't sleep, so my bf got me a breathing capybara lamp to help me fall asleep."

Or, "my boyfriend wants me to have *different* nightmares."

Seriously people, we have all of them. Even the new ones. And a book scanner.

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

in the pit

This entire weekend