Lacuna

type of woman who's good at absurdist humor because she's so autistic that she just never understood what anyone was talking about for most of her childhood

sink faucet that reads “push on”

unexpected encouragement from a sink at this restaurant

wow I love the icy terror that shoots through my veins when I get a 2fa request that I didn't ask for

I love warm weather

Hieroglyphics with translation texts below them that reads I made my body evolve through my own effectiveness. I am the one who made me. I built myself as I wished, according to my heart.

Just reminded myself how hard the ending of Coffin Text Spell 714 goes

women always say they'd be a great dead wife in a dead wife montage but they never want to get hit by my car

I’m very happy to show you ☺️

why yes, I am 😌

you should come over and take that outfit off immediately

Guy about to shoot a baby: any first words

spending almost 9 hours watching twin peaks in one go at a movie theater confirms that it is, in fact, basically a perfect season of television

they should make a fidget spinner shaped and smelling exactly like a real life hunting rifle

I understand that these days it's safer than it used to be, but I simply will never trust plugging my phone into a random USB port to charge. that's nice that the coffee shop has usb ports at the table but I will die before I use them

same :33

:3

lacuna, nude except her underwear

good morning chat

recently I gave someone my phone number for work reasons, and they were legitimately surprised to see a non-local area code. I was incredibly surprised in turn that they would even notice

holy shit

uhm h-hello 😓 you're so radiant....

wow yay :3

“they should invent an alcohol that makes you act rationally” come onnnn crush is drugs

I don't think beautiful sexual women send me selfies often enough tbh

drawing of two pigs. one says, “the bread is actually a fertilized pig egg. yeah every loaf is a miscarriage”

discord messages. I say “he’s sad because bread is a fertilized pig egg. each loaf is a miscarriage 😞” and kit says “fuck.”

my vision made real by @alt.red

those guys are the world to them 🥰

weird type of horny lately. just wanting very sensual sex where I stroke a girl from behind while gently kissing her neck and squeezing her breasts… and yet nobody is interested…..

yesss let’s get whale charms and visit the ocean :3

tweet by @michaelcurzi "I think cetacean worship could go a lot further, generally speaking." Attached is a photo of several beautiful whales sleeping vertically under the ocean.

thinking a lot about this

this is just kind of the vibe these days

you should learn to trust me ☺️