Even if you get the headache you should feel better within a couple hours. But if you want an excuse to take the day off from all your responsibilities, feel free to tell everyone that some jerk stabbed you in the back today.
(Said while performing a lumbar puncture)
14.03.2026 05:20
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Poor little friend
08.03.2026 01:48
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Big if true
08.03.2026 01:44
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The reality that we just randomly decided a lot of people should die for no reason with no goal. Celebrate how successfully they are lighting money and lives on fire for the glory of mammon and Cthulhu
04.03.2026 13:37
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So cute lol!
03.03.2026 02:41
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Kid 1 just made me watch the Garfield movie and wow did that suck.
28.02.2026 04:01
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Nurul Amin Shah Alam, Blind Rohingya refugee dumped by CBP, dies in cold
"They just left him."
The regime has killed three US citizens that we know of.
Theyโve killed countless immigrants in the camps.
Now theyโve killed a refugee named Nurul Amin Shah Alam.
He was blind, disabled and didnโt speak English.
They abandoned him outside and he froze to death.
26.02.2026 03:41
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Can I come?
21.02.2026 05:45
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sleepmaxxing and pillowmogging
21.02.2026 05:41
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Learned something new about Nancy Reagan today
21.02.2026 03:34
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Pantloads
19.02.2026 03:47
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Ben Rosen
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@ben_rosen
REPUBLICANS: we're having the military throw protesters in unmarked vans
DEMOCRATS: mark
5:23 โข 23 Jul 20
the
vans
This, basically:
15.02.2026 16:16
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Another example - there was an episode of TNG where Worf suffered a spinal cord injury and the only way to restore his ability to walk was a dangerous experimental surgery.
13.02.2026 04:13
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Elon Musk genuinely has to be regarded as one of historyโs pre-eminent mass murderers
13.02.2026 00:31
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I primarily meant that what heโs done is sufficiently evil to justify punishment of that magnitude. I donโt know what the best mechanism to employ would be, but I hope he is made to pay dearly.
13.02.2026 03:11
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I think the calls for prison time are entirely appropriate.
13.02.2026 02:58
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Leah Libresco Sargeant ยฎ
@LeahLibresco
"Moderna's CEO announced the company will no longer invest in new Phase 3 vaccine trials for infectious diseases: 'You cannot make a return on investment if you don't have access to the U.S. market.' Vaccines for Epstein-Barr virus, herpes, and shingles have been shelved."
The harm this will cause is incalculable.
The ramifications go far beyond the infections that could be prevented. One example - a vaccine against EBV could potentially prevent multiple sclerosis.
13.02.2026 02:55
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All my flibberties gibbetted
12.02.2026 13:43
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Youโre also intensely witty and hilarious
12.02.2026 05:44
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Trying really hard not to go through an entire sleeve of Girl Scout cookies while trying to finish up my notes from today.
12.02.2026 05:42
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Can you imagine how much good this can do in terms of both 1) enriching and beautifying the world around us and 2) stabilizing the lives of individual artists??
11.02.2026 17:05
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The choice to frame this rhetorically as a negotiation *with ICE and DHS* rather than, you know, a decision about their future made by their rightful superiors in the popularly elected legislature is, to me, incredibly grating.
10.02.2026 04:55
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Schumer: ballโs in your court
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: weโre gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok weโll pass funding for new balls but youโve GOT to read the rules
10.02.2026 13:34
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They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.
10.02.2026 03:45
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What percentage of those pictures do you actually go back and look at?
07.02.2026 16:41
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Why are you taking a picture of a slide that has like three words on it?
07.02.2026 16:26
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I feel like I could do a whole ethnographic observation study on people who take lots of pictures of slides at conferences.
07.02.2026 16:25
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Photo of 7 year old Diana Crespo sitting with her parents at a table in a restaurant. Her dad is giving a thumbs up.
The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley.
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and sheโs rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
06.02.2026 00:08
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Agreed on all counts, including big concerns about the stats. Primarily looking forward to what weโll learn from the results regardless of whether any BTKis are viable options.
05.02.2026 18:28
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