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Yeetus Khryst

@yeetuskhryst

Definitive Article/Honorific Bishop of Culture-Secular Humanism, Ordained minister of multiple creeds, Satanist, OG Pong-era gamer, former tv producer/on air talent/DJ/Enemy Within Also complex ADHD type 2e/world class asshole

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Original SunUp Cookies The perfect complement to our famous Halfmoon Cookies--Introducing the SunUp!ย  A luscious Vanilla and Orange Cookie with our traditional vanilla buttercream and a new orange zest buttercream frosting....

Just because I love you all, Hemstrought's of Utica has created brlliance.

hemstroughts.com/collections/...

12.03.2026 00:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a man with a bowl of water and the words victory is mine below him ALT: a cartoon of a man with a bowl of water and the words victory is mine below him

Seems @anniesgolden.bsky.social think's I needed to be added to a list of scammers.

I'm not going to mention she sounds fat, because that's rude and I can't hear her.

I will say how is this the first time? Bitches, I have 30+ banned reddit accounts, and all for saying "white people suck."๐Ÿคฃ

12.03.2026 00:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guardian, Le Monde, BBC, Al Jazeera are all legit news. Even social media is removing videos not showing the scumbags positively. 15 years in jail for publishing photos or video of Tel Aviv.

Fuck Israel.

11.03.2026 22:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 36 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I truly respect the fact that he filmed this with messy hair. Not a team of makeup artists, not a production team-just a cell phone and a quick speech then back to work. This is a person with a sense of purpose.

11.03.2026 22:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really hope they let you live long enough so I can vote for you for President someday, sir. You are showing the world that exhibiting teamwork and positivity are the first steps towards solving problems. Rock on, Mr. Mayor.๐Ÿซก

11.03.2026 22:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a girl scout cookie time poster with a cookie on the bottom ALT: a girl scout cookie time poster with a cookie on the bottom

12 cookies?!? 12?!

@girlscouts.bsky.social you have lost your damn minds. There is no sane world that those 12 dollar store lemon cookies are worth $6.

Go be TRAD wives. I'm done supporting you. (Cookies are amazing, though.)

11.03.2026 22:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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But but but...DOGE and Pastel cut those intelligence jobs because they weren't needed...

11.03.2026 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is clearly fine with the GOP.

11.03.2026 00:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 12791 ๐Ÿ” 5449 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 533 ๐Ÿ“Œ 239
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It's like they are basecamping themselves. They start and then frag themselves.

11.03.2026 04:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why haven't I died in a bathtub fall or choked to death? No one I know has either, and I've never heard of someone dying in quicksand.

I'm gonna stick my hand in the blender to see if that's a lie too.

11.03.2026 04:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I heard the audio. He said it.
Lord. What have y'all done.

10.03.2026 00:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 18640 ๐Ÿ” 5973 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1878 ๐Ÿ“Œ 836

He won't respond. Like all centrists
@markwarner.bsky.social
is a coward. It's ok, because Nuremberg awaits all collaborators.

#fuckmarkwarner #markwarner #pedolovermarkwarner

10.03.2026 22:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 19:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kill every last one of these fuckers, and kill ANYONE who helped cover it up in ANY way.

They were children, for fuck's sake.

09.03.2026 04:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a military uniform is standing in the woods at night and says `` execute . ALT: a man in a military uniform is standing in the woods at night and says `` execute .

I hereby demand my government arrest Bondi, Heggseth, Pirro, Couchfucker, Patel, and all other people including Johnson and Schumer/Jeffries and they need to be publicly executed for treason, including the bag of shit kiddie diddler in charge.

Leave their corpses on display. Hang Netanyahu too.

09.03.2026 03:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Who sang "and Iran, Iran so far awayyyy"?

Also if you add "The President has explosive diarrhea" to the post you can get flagged for saying the words Iran, explosive, and President in one post. I just wasted the cost of an FBI agent having to research the President's diarrhea.

08.03.2026 11:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hey @fetterman.senate.gov FUCK YOU!

08.03.2026 07:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Release the Epstein files.

07.03.2026 21:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1156 ๐Ÿ” 412 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 78 ๐Ÿ“Œ 25
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Marketing slogan not in the Constitution.

08.03.2026 05:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The DA backed the cop and the mayor forced them to back off. This is why cops get shot. They ask for it, and they earn it. ACAB.

08.03.2026 05:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 04:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Now they fucked up...nobody wants to fight with Nintendo. It's like picking a fight with Disney.

Wait, they already picked the Disney fight and lost? They folded when Disney threatened to move parks to blue states? And they STILL wanna fight Nintendo?

Y'all elected some dumb motherfuckers.๐Ÿคฃ

08.03.2026 04:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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