ThempressBee

The full cost?! That sounds mega illegal homie

I know "attention to detail" is kind of an employment buzzword and people will throw it on their resumes, but I really mean it. I will in fact toot my own horn about this one. I like to say it was because I did a lot of iSpy as a kid, but in reality it's probably the 'tism.

Reminder to all my homies to get regular eye exams, even if you don't wear glasses. At least every few years if not more frequently. Especially if you have diabetes or have been told you are at higher risk for glaucoma. Take care of yer peepers

Oh damn a mermaid dad????

Sitting in a doctors office waiting room listening to two middle aged women talk about how they always have to clean up their husbands. I know this is nothing new, but I don't understand why they just...tolerate it. Have you talked to him about it?Does he know he's doing it? The straights are not ok

So the entire video game.... is building a fire... and sitting by it... #nintendodirect #ifthatgameis80dollarsimdoingamurder

A sign that my mental health is doing pretty okay right now actually: I talk and sing and dance to myself while home alone rather than silently dissociatedly shuffling around

Clearly I'm just not trying hard enough! I should be pushing myself to my physical and mental limit at all times so eventually, instead of working and barely surviving, my chronic illnesses will progress to where I can be on disability and barely surviving!

I think I wanna rewatch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Not sure what made me think about it

Had a real nice moment sitting in the kitchen with my love, listening to her latest Fuser mix, making each other laugh with goofy nonsense, golden hour sun streaming through the window. I cherish the rare moments my brain is quiet but present enough to feel that way. Just at peace and vibing.

Peremy you are a very aesthetically pleasing creature to perceive and I mean that from the heart

Don't be embarrassed, homie. Depression is a medical condition and it can happen to anyone. Some of us just get it chronically. Be kind to yourself.

Ok but what do you do if you're burning out but still have bills to pay

Let's play a fun new game called "Is my arthritis and its associated inflammation deteriorating my nerves causing this neuropathy, or is my EDS causing cervicocranial instability which is compressing my nerves and causing this neuropathy?" ™️

Week 10 on T and just started an increased dose. Start preparing for my glorious mustache

Me, blissfully unaware of anime: oh like the Greek letter

Also (spoilers) there are merfolk and you can become one and I fucking love it

I do appreciate the diversity in Coral Island, there's a great range of body types and several characters with visible differences like scars and stuff. One guy has a prosthetic hand. It's made by a dev team in Indonesia so there's a lot of southeast Asian rep in particular

About time we get rid of months. The number prefixes aren't even right anymore because of fuckin Caesar

Jokes on you I can read upside down it says he Handsome

Babby tenna

And there's a mandatory hibernation for like a month. Everyone is off work, you stock up on supplies, spend time resting or vibing or whatever. Essential workers work 2 of the 4 weeks and have an extra 2 before or after. Everyone else chills tf out

We’re just innocent men

Bruh I had to skip ONE dose of my antidepressants because I ran out on a Sunday and I'm getting brain zaps a WEEK LATER what the fuck

So handsomb!!!

-clearing out your email inbox
-telling you to take care of yourself (available in aggressive or soothing varieties)
-extremely bad drawings
-helping you remember the name of a song

I am millimeters away from quitting this job, anyone wanna pay me for like yelling at your transphobic mom or something?
Other skills you could pay me for:
-yelling at Karens
-yelling at your insurance company
-proofreading
-parody songs
-hype man

This just invoked a core memory of me and my sis and our dad riding our bikes through an undeveloped area as a back shortcut to Blockbuster and renting Pokémon diamond and pearl and running around the underground. Why did BD/SP get rid of the traps and base decorations?? I'm still mad about it