The VC has planned to cut 400 jobs, close the Southend campus, demolish the Essex Pathways (foundation year) department, and decimate other departments like language & linguistics, maths & stats and business.
She met us for an all-staff meeting on Thursday. It was... fascinating! Let's fact-check.
28.02.2026 16:57
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π¨BREAKINGπ¨ Robert Jenrick has defected from Reform to the Greens.
27.02.2026 07:46
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The EU is home to:
π 24 official languages
π 60 regional or minority languages spoken by 40 million people
And, over half of Europeans are proficient in a second language!
Multilingualism is a founding principle of our Union.
Diversity is our strength!
21.02.2026 08:29
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π¨BREAKING: In a powerful moment, Hillary Clinton just shredded to pieces Donald Trumpβs Ukraine policy. Sheβs right again.
15.02.2026 15:23
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I got it last year after reading your post, so thank you. It was easy at my GP surgery, which was supportive and agreed that 'it's a very sensible thing to do'.
15.02.2026 08:43
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I agree with all AI = radium, arsenic paint, cocaine, fags, asbestos analogies.
09.02.2026 07:26
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βIf I think about what this means, I want to cryβ: what happens when a city loses its university?
When Essex Universityβs Southend campus opened, it was a message of hope for a βleft behindβ UK seaside town. Its closure will be felt far beyond its 800 students, some of whom will not get their degr...
Incandescent. One of the best pieces I've read about what university means to people and their communities - and what will happen to a city and people after one closes. The *Labour* government and Jaqui Smith in particular should be ashamed of themselves and shamed into doing something. Deplorable.
04.02.2026 07:25
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Me too! π
28.01.2026 21:48
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Is 'Thank you for reaching out' AI slop or just annoying mid-Atlantic bollocks? I've never 'reached out' in my life, although numerous recent emails suggest I have.
27.01.2026 08:49
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Dr Kareem Carr
man: i wish to publish
@kareem_carr
Jan 21
reviewer 2: your paper is no good
man: i'll do anything to improve
reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini
man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini
Andre Pagliarini
@apagliar
Jan 21
a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini
Jan 21, 2026 β’ 3:47 PM UTC
I just thought everyone should see this
22.01.2026 23:02
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π¨πͺπΊ Brexit WOW moment πͺπΊπ¨
The Brexitgraph Telegraph published a full-blown obituary for Brexit:
π GDP down 8%
π Investment down 18%
π Productivity down 4%
π Employment down 4%
β No trade benefits
β No regulatory freedom
β No upside whatsoever
Do you agree itβs time to end Brexit?
14.01.2026 08:06
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Jenrick? 'Chancer', 'charlatan' and other words which start with c. For god's sake stop giving these utter nonentities the 'oxygen of publicity'.
15.01.2026 21:52
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It's good to see what looks like a fairly active Erasmus presence here π
13.01.2026 20:49
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Bowie Heroes album cover holding a box of Heroes chocolates
I, I will be twix
And you, you will be the creme egg one
09.01.2026 15:40
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King of England on a checkerboard pattern tile floor
Yβall might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
26.12.2025 12:48
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Cartoon of a lorry reversing and beeping. Caption: To drive an HGV in France you need to pass your backalorryup
20.09.2025 09:24
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Your library card is the most priceless card you will ever own.
18.12.2025 18:33
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Proud to say I bought it. And tried to work out the chorus harmonies. And 'choreograpny'.
11.12.2025 09:09
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Indeed. But I recall reading somewhere he later regretted his Brexit choice due to the division caused... Also disappointing that Australian-born actor Leo McKern (Rumpole of the Bailey) was early advocate for UKIP and, I think, Goldsmith's Referendum Party - which doesn't get the blame it deserves.
11.12.2025 07:54
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We chatted about the bizarre experiences of working with minor local celebrities in provincial pantomimes. My friend Alan was right. I still smile about it now. All the best and keep up the good work.
02.12.2025 20:58
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Robin, I've followed you around here for years but never disclosed why I like you. I met you exactly 27 years ago in Edinburgh when you were low on the bill and my friend Alan (now deceased) was even lower. He thought we'd get on. We had a great chat for ages. Liked you then, still like you now π
02.12.2025 20:33
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Watched BBC 6 o clock news. Just a completely unserious broadcast. Chris Mason, acting like a children's entertainer, giving a prolonged impenetrable editorial. Not a whiff of informative content about the Budget or what it means for the country. Just playschool blah blah bollocks.
01.12.2025 18:28
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So the Gang of 2 adopt the Oor Wullie as well as the Mickey Mouse stance: "Oor Party! Your Party! Naebody with a brain's Party!". But you can be in the SWP too, if your like. Dearie me. They're not Roy and Shirley, are they?
30.11.2025 19:20
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These 'senior BBC figures' all seem cut from the same very odd, supremely confident yet profoundly unimpressive cloth. The MPs are little better. Who is on which side? The stench of 'good chaps' joshing rather reminds me of my years at a Russell Group university.
24.11.2025 18:06
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"The humanities really are a resource β a confidence for living in our times.β Dean Sara Guyer on the modern utility of humanities degrees
This interview originally appeared on the Division of Arts
"While other universities report that the humanities are shrinking, at Berkeley, the opposite is true. The music major is the fastest-growing major on campus. We are finding bigger classrooms because film is exploding. English is back to the numbers we saw 15 years ago. We are hiring" bit.ly/4ohKuOe
23.11.2025 15:38
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21.11.2025 16:35
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The real BBC bias story, narrated by Anna Ford
19.11.2025 12:12
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