Shel Greenberg * Punk Yoga

Who’s gonna smash it up w me at The Damned show tonight?

I gotta onesie ticket, and can’t wait to see n’ dance w a ton of y’all there!!
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Today my clothes tell a story … Today is Joey Ramone’s memorial, so of course I’m wearing my own very vintage Ramones tee that I got in 1985 when I was 13 yrs old.

I paired it w my 5 year old Classic Rock Couture satin sunset jacket cuz it gives me Riff Randell from Rock N’ Roll High School vibes!

Oh Clem Burke, drummer extraordinaire of Blondie … I’m sorry that he passed today and I’m so thankful that I did see him play either Blondie (and a double bill w X) years ago.

Clem Burke
(November 24, 1954 - April 7, 2025)

Namaslay n’ stay gold, y’all! And please stay yer wonderfully unique wild weird selves!!!
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#wildfreedomlazertitspunkyoga #wildfreedompunkyoga #cleveland #wearetheweirdosmister #beyourtrueself

Happy birthday to Mike Ness of Social D !!

What’s the story of your life, my friends? I’m wishing y’all a happy day!

Wild FreedOm Lazer*Tits Punk Yoga w me *this Sunday* March 30 at Mahall’s (11:00 am) as we celebrate the recent 41 anniversary of the most infamous n’ most uniting high school detention (March 24, 1984).

My 12 1/2 year queeeeeen Pinball Glitter Cat Benatar! Her purrrrrrr every night is evvvvvvvverything to me! (She wraps herself around my head on our shared pillow)

Cats rule!!! Meow!
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I can vividly see that scene in my mind. It definitely stays with you.

Stay tuned because I’m going to work on my Wild FreedOm Lazer*Tits Punk Yoga flier for our upcoming sess *this Sunday* March 30 at Mahall’s (11:00 am) … and yeahhhhh, y’all can guess what them theme is going to be.

Hey hey hey hey!

Yeahhhhh … On this day on March 24, 1984!

And yeahhhhhh, I saw Breakfast Club in the theater when it was released in 1985 (I was in 7th grade).

And yeahhhhh, I totally identified with both Claire and Allison.

And yeahhhhh, John Bender, too.

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Sunday morning brunch love from me n my two favorite grrrrrlz … mama Lovely Laurel n’ Sissy Diana!

Happppy PUPPY DAY from Ponyboy Stardust (pictured here on the morning I adopted him in July 2019 when he was a smol 4 month old pup rescued from Tennessee) !!!!!!
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#puppyday #ponyboystardust #misterbowiestardust #adoptdontshop #muttsrule #wildfreedompunkyoga #iwannabeyourdog

Real magic in the real world … Holy cats! Siztah Beth just surprised me with this purrrrfect vintage tiger pin that has green rhinestone eyes n’ faux diamond stripes that she thrift scored/scored recently while thrifting on … THANK YOU, Siztah Beth SO MEOWY much!

I’m honored to be your friend!

Today my clothes tell a story: today was gray with chilly rainy (with some tiny snowflakes!) outside, so I busted out my own now almost vintage rainbow pegasus tee and a thrifted rainbow long sleeve from Thrift World.

And now this afternoon it’s sunny outside! Real magic in the real world!
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Sorry but there is no Wild FreedOm Punk Yoga this Sunday because Mahall’s is hosting a kids’ concert.

I’ll catch y’all the following Sunday on March 30th (11:00 am).
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As I said in our session, it’s so verrrrrry special that all of us near and far can look up into the moonlight and be n’ feel connected because we are all looking up at the same moonlight sky! It’s a true connection and keeps us all connected together!

Moon*tastic namaste cheers to my 12 (yeah, two left before we snapped out family photo) Wild FreedOm Lazer*Tits Punk Yoga warrrrriors this past Sunday who helped me celebrate the recent Blood Moon !

Catch ya again this upcoming Sunday, March 23rd for our next sess Will post the flier tomorrow.

Today my clothes a story … of. course I’m always quoting n’ inspired by Bowie, so my outfit is quoting n’ inspired by his line “… moving like tigers on Vaseline.”

And yeahhhhhh, my outfit is mostly vintage (except for my new STH lightning bolt boots!) & and my tee is my own “almost vintage!) 🤘

Not the best photo of the Super Blood Moon during its lunar eclipse, but proof that Ponyboy Stardust n’ I went outside at 2:30 am to see it !

And if you look closely at Ponyboy’s photo, he caught the moon n’ brought it down to earth fur a moment … 😹
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On This Day three years ago … I snapped this photo of Ponyboy Stardust, and paired it w one of my favorite songs … 99 Red Balloons song (but the 7Seconds’ cover).

Strong love to y’all. And as always. I got U, babes.

And yeah, go n’ scream sing to this song right meow.
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Awesome proof that Ponyboy Stardust enjoyed our 4 mile walk to the park and romp at Dog Beach today!!!

My heart is FULL !!!
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#ponyboystardust #mydogrules #letsleepingdogslie #happydog #todaywasagoodday #wildfreedompunkyoga

Ponyboy Stardust n’ I **totally** NAMASLAYED this glorrrrrrious 60 degree blue sky day today (thank goodness Mondays are my day off!) !!!

The frigid cold “feels like” -15 degrees winter days we experienced are now a distant memory!!!

Sooooo much NAMASLAY gratitude to my Wild FreedOm Lazer*Tits Punk Yoga warrrrrriors for cOMing to my YOU’RE NOT ALONE, WOLF … YOU ARE AWARE WOLF sess Mahall’s this morning!

I’ll catch y’all next Sunday, March 16 for our next sess at Mahall’s (11:00 am) !!!!
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Happiness is when the blue sky mirrors your dog’s blue eyes!

Ponyboy Stardust n’ I took theeeee BEST 2.6 mile walk around the park and TOTALLY soaked up this amazzzzing 50 degree blue sky weather!
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Gotta Cher a friendly reminder that Daylight Saving Tine is tonight … we lose an an hour but ommmmm yeahhhh we gain kids daylight in the evenings meow!
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#cher #wildfreedomlazertitspunkyoga #daylightsavingtime #ificouldturnbacktime

My ma Lovely Laurel n’ I had theeee most lovely day together feasting on a great lunch at Cozumel …. and then we watched Danny McBride on Jimmy Kimmel Live that my awesommmmmme ma DVR’ed because she’s so awesome & knows how much I love Danny McB !!

My ma Lovely Laurel RULES !!!!
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Had to share this bangin’ side-by-side “I’m still the kid” pic with y’all afyer I just laughed n’ shared it a my sissy Diana.

I’ll be 53 in less than two months, but I’ll forever be a 9 year old (summer after 3rd grade) kid.
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In case you need this right meow … (and dannnng that I don’t know who is the artist, but dannnnng this just got me in the feels big time!)

I always (for almost 10 years now!) described my Wild FreedOm Lazer*Tits Punk Yoga sessions as feeling like Uma as Beatrix Kiddo in Kill Bill … that slowwww motion POWERFUL energy!!

… Please join me *this Sunday* March 9 for my punk yoga sess at Mahall’s (11:00 am).
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