Wendy G

This feels like an easy way to get their lists of people to round up to take to camps.

Is this for alt text? Would “rolling utility cart” work?

All three!

Is there a word for columnists who can’t get anyone to hang out with them?

It wouldn’t sway him. You have to have a heart for it to be broken.

Make Iron Lungs Great Again.

Wait—some people get back up?

Agnes the cow cut in a sultry pose.

You know, for kids!

What is that, like $167 billion each? And yet they need more.

I can’t imagine why.

And you’ll be able to buy everything you need from the company store using the credits you’re paid, accessible through your implanted chip.

Not much room for healthy debate on this one.

Wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Good morning!

They’re trying to provide the darkness that allows democracy to die.

Insurance coverage?

They will never care about the trans woman—in fact, they’ll revel in that—and they’ll find some way to blame the screwdriver on Biden.

I don’t think they LIKE Trump. (Has anyone ever in his entire life liked him?) But they benefit bigly if he wins.

They are the opposite of help.

I mean ...

I was making cold-process soap from scratch earlier this year, then we got kittens.

Burnt ends

Jackie Hoffman needs to get over here.

You maniacs! You blew it up!

It was far too long and overly self-indulgent. She could use a mainstream media editor to cut two-thirds of it.