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Misanthropic humanist, pragmatic nihilist, cynical idealist, faithful atheist. Walking contraction. Lover of puns, dad jokes, and disturbingly dark humor. DM=Block

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If your country is being led by Psycho the Rapist, you may be entitled to talk to a psychotherapist.

10.03.2026 20:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Given the opportunity, he'd sail straight into a mine like a basketball executive into a bridge abutment .

10.03.2026 19:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder if the reduction in DOD medical staff is designed to reduce the number of wounded veterans making it home because the president doesn't like looking at them?

10.03.2026 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lease was up?

10.03.2026 19:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shit people do shit things.

10.03.2026 19:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's now a significant chance that Erika Kirk will wear some Air Force "Aim High" merch in the near future.

And I'm here for it.

10.03.2026 18:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe All Groomers Actually.

10.03.2026 18:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can sleep on it, but it's not a pull out kinda couch.

10.03.2026 18:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Glad he's doing swell.

10.03.2026 17:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 38 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

It's funny watching Utah Republicans sign up for Outer Darkness to protect their partisan hegemony in opposition to the will of their constituents.

Have fun out there ya Cox.

10.03.2026 17:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My fantasy draft:

It's like a cross between the regular draft and a raffle. Everyone draft eligible gets a ticket, and then everyone who donated to the current president get one ticket for every $10 they gave to that candidate. If they call your number, head on down.

10.03.2026 03:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It makes some sense that he's in cojones with Putin.
He was definitely in cojones with Epstein.

10.03.2026 03:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The last mistake he took credit for is Junior.

09.03.2026 22:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His existence polls very badly. ๐Ÿคž

09.03.2026 22:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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AMEN

09.03.2026 21:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gods don't kill people, people with gods kill people.

09.03.2026 19:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's entirely possible that the bombing of the school didn't even double his snuff count.

09.03.2026 18:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe FIFA can give him a long life award?

09.03.2026 17:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Claude: Part # 121g from O'Reilly auto should do it.

09.03.2026 05:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe it was the fourth Trump hit, not the fourth trumpet.

08.03.2026 22:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like sentences that contain both 187 and Elon.
Just something about it.

08.03.2026 21:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weaker by the week.

08.03.2026 21:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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WAR..

#Iran

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

07.03.2026 14:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 8415 ๐Ÿ” 2336 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 134 ๐Ÿ“Œ 61
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07.03.2026 00:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 690 ๐Ÿ” 206 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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06.03.2026 22:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

From Noem to Gnome.

06.03.2026 21:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aston is such a disaster it almost seems like Newey and Honda are secretly in an anti-Stroll pact.
If so, their commitment to the sport is commendable.

06.03.2026 20:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey Claude, can you divide existential dread by zero?

06.03.2026 17:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Other than that, what did you think of the play Mrs Lincoln?

06.03.2026 17:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The future eunuchs?

06.03.2026 17:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0