Burger King Looks Open

Burger King Looks Open https://theonion.com/burger-king-looks-open-1819571281/

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

Bobcat just posted in my dads yard down in Florida

The way I seen New Yorkers talk about snow this year, you would think they were talking about Austin Texas

We know he's got a mental plague.. can only imagine what this is

What can't the great Josh Allen overcome?? 🙄🙄

The word “FUCK” written in snow

Dropkick Murphys' Unveil Anti-ICE Song: "Too Scared to Join the Military, Too Dumb to Be a Cop" Dropkick Murphys are releasing an anti-I.C.E. song, "Citizen I.C.E.," as part of their tour-only split LP with Haywire. Learn more.

Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E."

The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...

If you just followed along on the internet you'd think by volume of his online voice he had a Michael Jordan type resume.
All you gotta do is keep yapping and saying dumb shit and the audience will grow

I'm still in Twitter jail for wishing a just and swift end to JD Vance existence

Some ppl obsession with the gay hockey player show is borderline insane

Who cares what this bald mfer wants lol

2026 has me feeling like this random guy in Independence Day who is for some reason going to work during the alien apocalypse

He got the worst fade

Can't believe that Swirski Silvy beef is making national media rounds lol

Talk about soft

I miss a lot of you on here
Wish we didn't have to split this thing up back in the day

It's like $3 for a 20oz Coke bottle.. more affordable where??

We love that mfer
We just got a stupid mfing GM and a cheap fascist owner

Bear Down
Fuck ICE

🫡

Andy ain't exaggeting. The wind in Chicago today is disrespectful

So.. 56 hours later and this mfer is still down bad in the stories but my shit still ain't shipped!? Like bro get on your job and maybe you won't be so down bad and shit.

I bought some prints from this dude on IG cus the prints are dope but also cus buddy was going through it on his stories

There have been dozens and dozens of great Bubble Indicators over the past two months, but this sure feels like a particularly great one.

Lol nah not the "Niiice" to a pic of straight hole 😅😅

This place working but Twitter not?? Rare

My girl is lobbying to go

I really don't want to lol

I was at the UC last night for Wemby also. Mega Durant is correct. He's amazing.