Ari 🦁

I absolutely hate having insomnia, my brain will come up with any reason to not sleep that it can

Two little mice peep at you from underneath a miniature bed. lola via Pinterest.

we are the monsters under your bed >:3

"If I'm in the closet that means youre below me,
taking the B- A- T- out of basement homie"
- Bo Burnham

When you discover a year-old potato in the back of the pantry cupboard:

Orange and white cat on an office chair looking sweet and friendly

Tha despair wilnot win.

If you’ve never seen one before, this is a strawberry finch.

How do poly ppl go from the talking hanging out to the sex part? Asking for myself

Uninstalling social media and then going to check it every couple minutes only to realize you're supposed to be taking a detox

God i miss vent :/ I need that 2am void to spam into

I just wanted to go home and chill but now I gotta go to some fuckass protest cause homophobes hate rainbows or whatever

It's so relieving working for business owners who are sane real human beings you can talk to instead of profit obsessed capitalists

Sitting on the porch during a thunderstorm >>>>

SILKSONGGGG SILKSONG THIS YEAR THE GODS HAVE BLESSED US

Being a host with IBS is like a try not to shit yourself challenge

That clip of the lady going "SOMEBODY SEDATE MEEEEEE" but it's just bcuz im an insomniac

She smosh on my pit till I reddit

Two small pearl oyster mushrooms grow out of the side of a punky log. The leftover detritus of winter clings to them under a gray spring sky. All photos by me

Here are some nice mushrooms

Is that like foam?? Pvc?? It looks like how a mental hospital feels

hear hear

Afraid to die alone gf, secretly kinda wants to die alone bf

Nothing gives me an ego boost quite like nailing an improv bit. I'm only funny in the moment if I need a script I'm fucked

I miss vent I need somewhere to spew my deep self hatred in a tiny microcosm of the internet

meme of a cute possum wearing a pink dress and text that says: i support women’s rights but also women’s wrongs! i like when they do bad things”

Got dead named for the first time in YEAAARS - it's crazy cause it was for a follow up appointment, I didn't realize they didn't delete my old name. Whiplash fr

As soon as I try to go to bed my brain decides to bring up every wrongdoing or bad thought that shocks me awake. Ufhfdb

I wonder if there's any way i can keep up event hosting without being constantly overwhelmed with notifications