yep it's eloise

im so sorry but i would rather kill myself than be a woman in stem

and here I am at work doing pointless shit because there’s nothing else I can do. sucks so fucking bad

“we condemn the killing of innocents, that’s why we have to level this open air prison we created which is full of children”

im genuinely losing it over what’s happening in gaza rn like i haven’t been this pissed off in a long long time

sun sets at 7 now…not me killing myself 🫢

working on something

he was flattening the curve before it was cool

watching the thing for the first time.
this is the perfect man.

it is a college sports romance with a made up sport and made up drugs and also the yakuza is heavily involved. every character was somehow the Most Abused Child of all time. no other way to really describe it. iconic.

if you need an incredible and deeply engrossing rabbit hole to go down tonight i recommend googling the book series “all for the game” by nora sakavic

AI "artists" and "writers" saying being able to create is a privilege like I haven't done some of my best work in the middle of a work shift on a paper bag with a pen I stole from the bank.

i cannot stress enough how quickly i would beat the shit out of anyone who asked permission to have a sexual thought about me. if i don’t know i don’t care! if i do know i will hunt you.

me: did you see that dianne feinstein died
grant: who?
me: that bajillion year old senator from california
grant: oh the dying broad? damn. i thought she was a lich.

keep getting this insta ad for a hotel in yerevan?

america’s opps are putting some kind of prion disease in the dutch windmill cookies they love to eat down there. and it’s working exquisitely well

i keep pronouncing it “blueski” like a polish surname

like ohh my god yes here’s that money for your mortgage my good sir. Jesus fucking christ

need it to be ten degrees cooler so i can start traipsing about in billowing coats again

can’t blame people for trying to make money but man everything is so darksided lol

can’t wait for joyless artless computer world 😃

4 years out of college and 8 hours away now…swag

at a party last night a very drunk man was asking my friend and i if we like to read (?) and my friend started telling him about what she’s read this year. i kind of zoned out but when i looked back over he was ordering “a little life” off of amazon dot com lmao

they’re just afraid of how funny i am

tiktok said my secret history memes violated community guidelines. okay…not very literary over in the TT boardroom i see…

okay!

“your student loan statement is now available” damn that’s crazy bruh

presumably i was watching pbs toddlers programming