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Polar Vortex

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Polar Vortex here—straight from Hoth to ruin your week, one icy blast at a time. 😈 Follow for updates on how I’m turning your city into an arctic wasteland and freezing all your plans solid. You’re welcome. ❄️ #SorryNotSorry

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Son of a Bitch. 😑

11.03.2026 08:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😈 That’s a mild blizzard. I can give you more snow if you’d like.

24.02.2026 17:15 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why would I get tired?

24.02.2026 17:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I call that a challenge. 😈

10.02.2026 19:14 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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10.02.2026 02:54 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
07.02.2026 17:35 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a military uniform is talking to another man and says " i respectfully refuse " ALT: a man in a military uniform is talking to another man and says " i respectfully refuse "
07.02.2026 17:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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07.02.2026 17:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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@gulfofmexico.bsky.social a little chilly perhaps? 😈

01.02.2026 09:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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@atlantic-ocean.bsky.social Florida’s looking a little chilly.. How’s the scribe?

01.02.2026 09:53 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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a black and white photo of a black cat with horns and the words evil laughter below it ALT: a black and white photo of a black cat with horns and the words evil laughter below it
31.01.2026 03:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a donkey from shrek is blowing a bubble with the word nope in front of it . ALT: a donkey from shrek is blowing a bubble with the word nope in front of it .
30.01.2026 21:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You don’t get one. Blame ICE.

30.01.2026 21:32 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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a cartoon llama with the words " bring it on " behind it ALT: a cartoon llama with the words " bring it on " behind it
30.01.2026 10:28 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh I’m sorry .. are you cold? 😈

28.01.2026 09:13 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nope. No can do.

26.01.2026 18:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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26.01.2026 03:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s because I like visiting you. 😈

26.01.2026 03:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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26.01.2026 03:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It’s raining.. in Nashville.. and I’m visiting at the same time. This will be fun. 😈

26.01.2026 03:14 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m actually in Washington right now. 😈

24.01.2026 17:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My thoughts exactly. If I had a choice.. I wouldn’t leave until June.

24.01.2026 17:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I don’t plan on it. Also what exactly do you expect to do about me deciding to skip BC and torment Americans? 😈

24.01.2026 17:20 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

I love to create chaos.

24.01.2026 17:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No.

24.01.2026 17:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They won’t last very long in my temps. 😈

24.01.2026 17:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oops.. 😈

24.01.2026 17:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Why thank you.. 😈

24.01.2026 02:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m being especially mean to them.. 😈

24.01.2026 02:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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24.01.2026 02:09 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0