Lucky Earther

were the demands met?

yessss we stan an amphibious queen

He's gonna follow you onto the plane 😂

breathe in "they're asking because they don't know" breathe out "they're just doing their job"

My most urgent need for it is for kids who need fundamental reading instruction but are too embarrassed to work on it next to other students. But I would use it for a million other things too.

Like, it's not a want, it's a need. I would use it every day for so many things!

I WANT A SIDE ROOM!!

It's the last day of the trimester, and I'm gathering as much patience as I can for:
- kids who don't know today is the last day
- kids who tried to write about a text without reading it
- counselors who want to know if there's anything I can do for a student who never attended my class

be trans then

They have DNA tests from rapes sitting on shelves untested for years and years. No one is gonna watch your video.

he glued two merkins to his forehead?

This is not okay for you to say.

Exactly. The Super Mario Brothers.

He's just Mario. Super Mario is their last name.

I'm sure whoever wrote that headline knew this

While she may have been in high school at age 13, they still don't need to choose to describe her as "a high schooler." They could call her a 13 year old teen or child or adolescent or victim

I love that. Or when they bring siblings that are like my student's little clones

Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I wound up in this situation.

People act like it's such an indictment of a person to block them. Maybe your social media presence just has bad vibes 🤷

Gone but not forgotten 😭

my cat is only receptively bilingual

she has so many great jackets

1 in 10 16-year-old boys is named Jayden right now, not including alternate spellings.

For me, Obama's election was so joyful, except one girl who was crying because of abortion. I was completely weirded out by that. Everyone else was celebrating and there she is, crying about having rights.

quads for days

he looks like a toddler walking in daddy's shoes

What's really fun about all the Jalens in the NBA is knowing that in 10 years, it'll be sooo many Jaydens

Cover of All Boys Aren't Blue: A Memoir Manifesto by George M. Johnson The cover depicts a Black teen with short hair in three quarter profile wearing a colorful flower crown. The background is pale blue fading into pink, like a sunrise.

All Boys Aren't Blue

I wanted to read this for my students, but I feel like I got a lot out of it for myself

😂