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@ishportobello

They/them Career chef I bitch about games and gush about punk and metal

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I would proceed to not poke a single soul out of concern of bothering them lmao

10.03.2026 06:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would post my last one, but bsky keeps saying "loading bitmap failed" no matter what I do. I also get that problem when I try to change my profile pic

24.02.2026 05:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SAME

24.02.2026 05:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hi kit kat!

24.02.2026 05:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Swordfish

Swordfish

Cooked at home last night

22.02.2026 17:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HELL YEAH, IT'S SO CUTE

21.02.2026 07:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is she like ๐Ÿ‘€

21.02.2026 05:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been off bluesky a lot lately, my b

21.02.2026 05:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Me being too funny

Me being too funny

Unfortunately, I might be TOO funny

14.02.2026 17:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heard

08.02.2026 23:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait, it already dropped?? Dangerous move so close to Nioh 3 because a lot of us in the same demographic

08.02.2026 23:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big relate, people are always shocked to find out my goth ass has none, but it's just because I have choice paralysis over expensive long-term things

08.02.2026 17:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pochacco is one of my favs, this was clearly made for me

08.02.2026 06:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pochacco too? This is so me coded

08.02.2026 06:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woah, same

08.02.2026 05:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's also good for cuddling someone, a concept beyond some of these whiny dudes, I'm sure.

07.02.2026 21:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As someone with long Salad Finger hands, the trick is the joycons are best when kept separate and used with the lil rail grips. Then you can be in whatever position you want instead of arms ahead and together

07.02.2026 18:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Chicken paprikash with description I can transcribe if someone asks

I did better nokedli in my second batch, but I served the second batch in paper bowls, so I don't wanna post it here lol

Chicken paprikash with description I can transcribe if someone asks I did better nokedli in my second batch, but I served the second batch in paper bowls, so I don't wanna post it here lol

Affogato, which is espresso over ice cream, but with my own crafted espresso over some very nice salted caramel gelato I got

Affogato, which is espresso over ice cream, but with my own crafted espresso over some very nice salted caramel gelato I got

A bowl of beef eye of round pot roast with parm and parsley on top

A bowl of beef eye of round pot roast with parm and parsley on top

The last bit of gourmet I did, though the plating was rushed to join everyone already eating, so I'm not the most proud of it visually.

It was a honey-and-thyme-cured ribeye (3 day cure) that was reverse-seared and finished with lemon juice and garnished with mint. Steak sitting upon a bed of black truffle, black garlic, and chantrelle risotto, that topped with freshly-grated proosij cheese

The last bit of gourmet I did, though the plating was rushed to join everyone already eating, so I'm not the most proud of it visually. It was a honey-and-thyme-cured ribeye (3 day cure) that was reverse-seared and finished with lemon juice and garnished with mint. Steak sitting upon a bed of black truffle, black garlic, and chantrelle risotto, that topped with freshly-grated proosij cheese

I missed this notif, but I hope you've been well too!

As for foods, I certainly have but haven't posted many here. Nothing too gourmet lately due to finances after the holidays and emergency expenses, though. Lots of good comfort foods like chicken paprikash. Last gourmet was new years

04.02.2026 08:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm really looking forward to all of your comics when RE9 drops

01.02.2026 20:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your hair looks so fucking cool ๐Ÿคง

01.02.2026 15:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's also just got some of the most goated gameplay of all time if you like to go fast.

01.02.2026 15:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've my doubts I have any of them, I don't tend to be mooties with crazy petty weirdos. I think you're personally pretty neat and I'd cook you a meal sometime if we ever met lol

01.02.2026 15:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fellow Steam Deck enjoyer ๐Ÿซก

01.02.2026 04:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am so much more reserved on here than I am in person lol. I am very cree-ay-ture coded in that may do something like gallop around, hunched-over, making strange noises

31.01.2026 16:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of course! I am just distant with people because I don't wanna bother them

31.01.2026 05:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A selfie of my standing in front of a doorway in a long, hooded coat, slim turtleneck, elbow-length leather gloves, slim cargo joggers, 3" heeled combat boots, and leather gaiters

A selfie of my standing in front of a doorway in a long, hooded coat, slim turtleneck, elbow-length leather gloves, slim cargo joggers, 3" heeled combat boots, and leather gaiters

Yeah, this is the most recent fullbody I have, but I love slouching and bending my knees for poses as a hobby. I'm only a few inches shorter than these tall af 50's doors

31.01.2026 05:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just went straight to laying in bed. But like, at least I got a bunch of flirty romance on the brain instead of sads, even if I am a tummy ache survivor

31.01.2026 05:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What did you expect me to be? For some reason people expect me to be 5'8 because of being gentle, even though that makes no sense

31.01.2026 05:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My tummy is a lil grumpy after 4 shots of blanco and then a giant trashy margarita at a lil semi-local restaurant. And 2 edibles. And cheese curds. And country fried chicken.

In other words, I feel this

31.01.2026 04:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Both of you, really. I have to look down to make eye contact with you

31.01.2026 04:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0