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Lit agent. Probably watching Golden Girls. She/her. Chelseahensley.com

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Janelle is touching your knee!!!!

09.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Now hold on, hold on, the goalkeeper did all this when they were LOSING? this is why I don't like watching men's sports

09.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sooo what industry is she talking about?

09.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 11:44 πŸ‘ 1068 πŸ” 347 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 7

It is an existential imperative that we begin a serious global dialogue about how β€˜experts’ as the media uses the term, consistently lag behind us laymen when it comes to Knowing Some Bullshit When We See It.

07.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 983 πŸ” 248 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 3
Children’s book cover illustration of young smiling Vincent van Gogh as a child, with big, expressive eyes and brushstroke paint spots through his face, holding a bunch of sunflowers

Children’s book cover illustration of young smiling Vincent van Gogh as a child, with big, expressive eyes and brushstroke paint spots through his face, holding a bunch of sunflowers

Happy #KidLitArtPostcard Day!

I’m Kate, an author-illustrator who loves hand-drawn textures and expressive characters.

Open to new projects (covers, #kidlit, #chapterbooks).

www.kategrigoreva.com
Rep’d by Chelsea Hensley at @madwomanliterary.bsky.social

#childrensbook

05.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy March & #kidlitartpostcard day! Inspired by Ethelrida Pearl Smutny (Fargo S4): brilliant, observant, and always one step ahead of the adults. I love illustrating curious, clever kids. Available for kidlit #illustration. πŸ“š Rep'd by @chelseabigbang.bsky.social #kidlitmegafeed #kidlit #portraits

05.03.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Exclusive: Iranian girls killed by β€˜double-tap’ strikes on Minab school Eyewitnesses describe second blast which killed survivors as they sheltered in prayer hall

The girls’ school in Iran, where 165 people were killed by an apparent US-Israeli attack, was hit with two strikes, with the second missile killing sheltering survivors, two first responders and the parent of a slain child have told Middle East Eye.

04.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 2895 πŸ” 1549 πŸ’¬ 127 πŸ“Œ 286

These people are such freaks

03.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay if fucking Trump outlasts Bruce Campbell I'm fighting god barefoot in a Waffle House parking lot.

03.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 966 πŸ” 256 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 10

Like sir, don't nobody care!

02.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I also have never forgotten this and will never forget it

02.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Men please don't make turn this game off

02.03.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Orlando just completely fell apart chile

02.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Miami learning that you do not cross the Midwest

02.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The ref said NO MORE YAPPING

02.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Miami is yapping again so you know they're not doing well

02.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Canadian goalkeeper derby is uh....well it's not going the way a lot of us expected

02.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also Griffin Dorsey hive we are so up!!

02.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now what did I just say

02.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We are a brutal region and we do not forgive

02.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I see the Midwest has not ceased its curse on Dayne St. Clair

02.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Kinda felt like a humiliation ritual for the guys which I mean...hey, it be like that

01.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The world is shit right now but on SNL last night the men from the men's hockey team did NOT get the applause that the women from the women's hockey team did so some things are still okay.

01.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Iran and Iraq are literally two different places AND he drowned????

01.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Push from Saudis, Israel helped move Trump to attack Iran President Trump launched a wide-ranging attack on Iran after weeks-long lobbying by an unusual pair of U.S. allies in the Middle East: Israel and Saudi Arabia.

"The attack came despite US intelligence assessments that Iran was unlikely to pose an immediate threat to the US mainland within the next decade."

So why do it?

"A weeks-long lobbying effort by Israel and Saudi Arabia..."

Ah. Not just weak, but cheap, too.

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

01.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 4213 πŸ” 1768 πŸ’¬ 352 πŸ“Œ 103

no sorry we’re not doing this anymore. not for a volunteer army committing atrocities

01.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 2611 πŸ” 328 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 4

Procedural liberalism on display. We support the murder of innocents, the immoral and demonic violence, but the President didn't fill out the right paperwork.

The same logic that calls for higher police training budgets and more diversity among prison guards. Polishing the bars of the cage.

01.03.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 2568 πŸ” 771 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 8

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

01.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 10484 πŸ” 2193 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 63
I was born in an Iranian prison. My parents were held in their jails. My uncles lie in their mass graves.
Nothing you can tell me about the crimes of the Iranian regime that I haven't lived in blood and bone.
That doesn't mean I want my people bombed, maimed, killed, their homes in ruins.
If your vision of liberation comes only through the destruction of innocent lives, then it's not freedom you're after.
Sahar Delijani, Iranian author

I was born in an Iranian prison. My parents were held in their jails. My uncles lie in their mass graves. Nothing you can tell me about the crimes of the Iranian regime that I haven't lived in blood and bone. That doesn't mean I want my people bombed, maimed, killed, their homes in ruins. If your vision of liberation comes only through the destruction of innocent lives, then it's not freedom you're after. Sahar Delijani, Iranian author

I am pro Iranian people. I stand with them against their own government’s repression AND against the imperial violence in the form of bombs dropped from the sky from Israel & the US who have already killed hundreds.

I support neither imperialism or dictatorship.

Sahar Delijani said it best:

01.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 10174 πŸ” 3610 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 58