This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious.
This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious.
In 25 years of covering national security, Iβve never seen a story like this: Senior Trump officials discussed planning for the U.S. attack on Yemen in a Signal group--and inadvertently added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
Croissant, bakewells, a brownie, a millionaire slice
I'm back in the office 5 days a week and god help me, I've just discovered the local cafe is on Too Good To Go. I was already concerned about the canteen food being unhealthy. Five quid for all this.
The Reacher guy is even bigger than he looks. His muscular chest and biceps are just the top of his body we can actually see. The rest extends miles underground
Mekhi Pheiffer smoking a fistful of cigarettes
Just found out Shuggie Otis was 18 when he wrote Strawberry Letter 23.
Two pork chops on top of some veg
"Pork stir fry" in a Dunnes ad and it's just two grilled whole chops on top of the veg.
david malki! β€ @malki If a croque madame speaks to another croque madame about something other than a croque monsieur, that's called passing the bΓ©chamel test
An AI being trained on intellectual property it has no right to use? Heaven forfend.
Solid gold Homer Simpson
Me this evening after investing in sliced pan futures yesterday:
Struggling with an excessive amount of will to live? Try Daft.ie
remember when the Irish government was arguing that the first THREE of these the ditch found going to Israel weren't real?
Just made a 40 minute round trip to the take away cos I'd no cash to tip a delivery driver π
Ghost figurines with santa hats
Thrift find of the year: little santa hats for cutlery that fit the Halloween decorations perfectly.
A very old Christmas tree discarded in the woods
Someone out by me chucking last year's Christmas tree in the woods. In December. Next level procrastinating.
The Irish Blood Transfusion Service is urging donors to make a special effort to give blood around the Christmas & New Year period, & into January 2025. It said this is important due to the way the holidays fall this year, as 45 normally scheduled clinics will not be held over that period.
"I didn't think we meant polio," says leader of Let's Make Polio Great Again party
Genuine question for @jay.bsky.team @safety.bsky.app @aaron.bsky.team @bsky.app @support.bsky.team - what is your moderation plan for when Mace opens an account here?
Popbitch can be delightfully evil at times.
Popbitch can be delightfully evil at times.
Oh where's this streaming? Haven't seen it in ages.
Oh I got the purple one 2nd, I almost always get that one last.
In 1890, the X and Y chromosomes were discovered. It was found that the men who were tested had 46 chromosomes, including an X and a Y, while women who were tested also had 46 chromosomes, including 2 X chromosomes.
So obviously the conclusion was that the Y chromosome defined masculinity.
jacob sansbury @jsnnsa having kids in the next 5 years might be a tragic mistake every smart bio founder/scientist iβve talked to seems to think embryo editing for things like short sleeper, reduced cancer risk, etc is possible on a near term horizon imagine having two kids a couple years apart, one is a super human and the other isnβt βsorry jim, little timmy wonβt get cancer, only needs 4 hours of sleep and youβre normal you were just born in the wrong order π€·π» β
Tech bros know what every parent wants: children who sleep less
@threadotweets.bsky.social
Deftones have announced additional shows in England.
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Caught a gnome making snow angels in my kitchen, taste the god particle you rat
Whatβs four Christmas movies to know you by?
"Some groups took issue with the song for misrepresenting the causes of famine'
"A lot of relief money was used by Ethiopa's dictatorship"
"Let them know it's Christmas..."
"Ethopia did know it's Christmas, as one of the oldest Christian nations in the world"
Just remembered the Spotify Wrapped notes on Do They Know It's Christmas. Lots of shade!