Not only did my new #dress have pockets, I got to wear it out with my babies at a walking light show thing.
Not only did my new #dress have pockets, I got to wear it out with my babies at a walking light show thing.
My five year old drew a melting alien. I think itβs pretty good.
Just making sure youβre alive still π
@asynkoi.bsky.social HAPPY EJECTION DAY
Where is the lie
My 4 year old said itβs her #sister but it looks more like #nikfiend
Been watching all the #snl 50th anniversary stuff but this one actually made me cry.
#bowie and #nomi
Im just saying, #irs now would be the time to accept peoples -over the top ridiculous - woulda been flagged for audit if we didnβt live in bizarro world- taxes. Be the hero we need.
Fuck all Arabs that thought trump would be a better choice. Embarrassed me to the bone. Reap what you sow mother fuckers.
Yo #canada Iβd like to get off this ride. This thing still good?
Whatβs he gonna do with my social security number? Ruin my credit even more?
Jk Iβm scared hold me
Why am I not being offered an egg in these trying times?
My 4 year old said she wanted to have a spa day for her dolls and then does this. Thanks for the nightmares, baby.
Even my dog is bilingual is diabolical π
Letβs watch the final live front 242 show together, friends
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