Dave SW (@ruddofcumbria)

❤️😂

30.03.2025 14:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It is! Rule the world together?

13.03.2025 18:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

you see this, do it!

-name: Dave
-pronouns: he/him
-height: 6’1”
-sexuality: Gaaaay
-sign: Aries (I’m in charge)
-piercings: 1
-tattoos: 0
-fav color: Dark blue
-fav drink: Red wine or Negroni
-fav animal: Lions
-mbti: ESTJ

13.03.2025 18:04 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

People who use nicotine pouches and then leave them in glasses in pubs/bars need to get in the bin 🚮

12.03.2025 21:45 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Warning: if your name is David, you won’t survive a horror movie A survey has revealed the most likely characters to be killed off before the end credits. Actors would be ill-advised to take on any Davids, Hollys or Dicks

Well at least I wouldn’t have to endure the whole bloody movie.

www.theguardian.com/film/2025/ma...

07.03.2025 00:05 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sex 20 times a week? New study identifies four types of romantic lover Australian research is ‘first to empirically show that we don’t all love the same’, lead author says

20 times a week? I haven’t blown my nose since Wednesday!

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

01.03.2025 19:01 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😂😂😂

21.02.2025 16:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“I wouldn’t trust you with a water biscuit!”

😂🤣

#EastEnders

17.02.2025 20:08 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to this man, and this man only #bbcqt

14.02.2025 08:04 👍 21552 🔁 5976 💬 526 📌 486

a man with a beard is sitting at a table with his hand on his chin and the words `` sure '' written on his face . ALT: a man with a beard is sitting at a table with his hand on his chin and the words `` sure '' written on his face .

14.02.2025 13:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thank you @hughsmithsonwright.bsky.social for the wonderful and not-at-all phallic Valentine’s Day present 🥰❤️

14.02.2025 09:51 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This was just brilliant, loved it.

13.02.2025 23:08 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😂

13.02.2025 18:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Exactly! 🧈

13.02.2025 15:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you! Have to finish the one I made a couple of days ago before I can cut into this one 😂

13.02.2025 15:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😍😍

13.02.2025 15:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

More bread!
I’m evidently going through something.

13.02.2025 14:27 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

You won’t be disappointed.

12.02.2025 22:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Congrats Jon 👍

12.02.2025 17:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations! 👏

12.02.2025 17:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

J'ai cherché

open.spotify.com/track/1lzRxw...

12.02.2025 14:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Never get bored of it! 🥳

09.02.2025 12:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Get Over You Sophie Ellis-Bextor · Read My Lips (Deluxe Version) · Song · 2002

I may have inserted some absolute bops into my pub playlist

open.spotify.com/track/0r8U4M...

08.02.2025 22:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Post a picture of you from last February. No cheating.

08.02.2025 14:43 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

👏👏👏

08.02.2025 12:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YUM

08.02.2025 12:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We've been trying to point out how the "Gender Critical" movement is pro Trump and anti feminist for YEARS

They've FINALLY given up trying to hide it

08.02.2025 08:53 👍 1203 🔁 207 💬 38 📌 16

Introduce yourself as a TV character

06.02.2025 18:03 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

“Pleased with yourself?”

“Yeah, mildly entertained.”

#EastEnders

05.02.2025 19:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Crispy Bacon Bernie 😂

#EastEnders

05.02.2025 19:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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