god’s favorite mistake

100% if I see them again I will get you one

Fuck fuck fuck I should’ve texted you I’m sorryyyyyyyy maybe I’ll go back later today lol

My daughter can hear things now so I’m playing her Chappell Roan for the first time

I got the pink one OBVIOUSLY

My Trader Joe’s never has the limited edition merch drops but today they had the mini pastel bags and whew, what a rush!

Yeah stuff doesn’t really work like that here

I’m in Ventura county now and all that stuff is in like DTLA 😭

One thing my mom really crushed at when I was a kid was introducing me to fine arts. She took us to museums, symphonies, the opera, and the ballet. I really want to do the same for my daughter but I am realizing just what a fuckload of really annoying driving that is lmao.

I have seen The Nutcracker I want to say at least 5 times because it was a Christmas tradition for me as a kid for a while and I loved it. I think my mom got tired of seeing it before I did.

I’ve seen La Traviata, Madame Butterfly, Grendel, The Magic Flute, The Marriage of Figaro, and Akhenaten. The only ballets I’ve seen in person are Giselle and The Nutcracker but I’d love to see more!

I got to see 4 operas for free and each one was preceded by a short lecture about the production and it was sick

I also competed in an essay contest in high school to join a student opera appreciation program at the LA Opera and won so pfffffftttttttt

I LOVE ballet fuck you timmy

Congrats on your switch and also your relationship!

🫂 time for an ice pack across the eyes

Asking myself hard questions like, is buying three watermelons in one Costco trip too many watermelons.

Really I should be journaling this stuff but my brain has been trained to just expel thoughts in bits and bops straight to the internet so here we are.

Damn you might have cracked it

Relatedly the other day my dad was like “Who is the surgeon general that’s always telling us what to do, that can’t be a real person!” So I googled it on the spot and told him who our current surgeon general is and he was like, that was too easy for you to find out. Sir you asked!

All the knowledge of the world at our fingertips and we just use the pocket size super encyclopedia to purchase products marketed using pseudoscience and misinformation.

Like I was talking with a friend who had a baby last year about how you feel out of breath when you’re pregnant because your blood volume doubles so your heart is working harder and that affects your lungs and she was like “I don’t know if I like knowing that.”

Also it’s wild to me how my friends who have been pregnant are just like “yeah stuff is weird” but I seem to be the only one who like really wants to know why.

Sorry the only thing I talk about is pregnancy but it’s kind of the only thing I can think about and also it’s so weird because I’ve never done it before.

I wish pregnancy cravings had some consistency. Like I wanted milk so bad so I bought milk and now milk is gross to me again so I guess I’m gonna dump out the milk.

But for real, what is this visceral need for me to be outside.

Not all pregnancy cravings are for food. Some of them are for sitting outside and reading a book, or going to the beach, or sitting on a patio having a lemonade, or generally not having to do work inside.

Will someone come over and dye my roots while I play Petz on the computer.

What’s even better at this though is working in any customer service job, seeing the dumbness in person in real time is really breathtaking

My baby is going to either have a bunch of allergies (dad’s side) or literally no allergies at all (my side) and I’m obviously really hoping for the latter

Accidentally sending emails to my spam folder and then going eh whatever is my hobby