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Dr. Cucumber

@cucumberphd

1/2 of a real doctor. 2/2 of a real one. twitter.com/cucumberphd

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Thank you I'm literally over the moon it all happened so fast ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ

18.10.2025 02:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have a bomb

17.10.2025 04:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm a different person than the last time I opened this app.

17.10.2025 04:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God I fucking hate it when I am forced to open this stupid stupid app and recognize in myself the dependency I have on social media wherein I feel forced to open an app I despise opening when my favorite little stupid app isn't working as it does.

10.03.2025 15:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh I guess I'm still cumuncher over here

17.10.2025 04:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God I fucking hate it when I am forced to open this stupid stupid app and recognize in myself the dependency I have on social media wherein I feel forced to open an app I despise opening when my favorite little stupid app isn't working as it does.

10.03.2025 15:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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not the plug checking in on me

02.01.2025 03:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i like posti g things here i would never post on main

06.12.2024 05:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

brain tumor so fat they're shaming it on edtwt

06.12.2024 05:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

job application look alike contest in your computer

06.12.2024 05:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hiii addy

06.12.2024 05:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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is this thing on?????

06.12.2024 05:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have a bomb

23.11.2024 17:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Switched it up, huh. Adult content now. Woyld you say the same if i was a man

23.11.2024 09:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feeling like the scarlet letter bitch jesus christ

23.11.2024 09:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Sensitive Content" just say you don't get pussy and move on

23.11.2024 09:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

donald trump to appoint me head of the Department of getting sex and bitches all the time

20.11.2024 21:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what kind of condoms do frogs use? ... RIBBED

20.11.2024 21:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no i tried it and they hated me

20.11.2024 21:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No bush because I'm weak

20.11.2024 21:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thief. Greedy greedy. tsk tsk tsk

20.11.2024 21:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it to work

20.11.2024 20:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'm on that good bush and vaginal

20.11.2024 20:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bro

20.11.2024 20:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bluesky ๐Ÿค your local gym

Sports Bras are Whorish

20.11.2024 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm on that good bush and vaginal

20.11.2024 20:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who the fuck is that

20.11.2024 20:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Deal.

19.11.2024 20:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'm gonna kill myself tonight

19.11.2024 20:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

can i say i'm gonna kill myself tonight on here

19.11.2024 20:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0