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10.03.2026 16:33
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hold on i gotta take this
the italian brain rot thing means that my third grader is walking around the house saying "milano cortina"with a perfect italian accent
Look at these derpy little bbs, peak internet
I bet duolingo spanish suscribers went up by 9000% today
I subscribed to @vanityfair.com after their incredible photography session earlier this year and I have consistently found this to have been worth it - no other media I have seen is getting into details like the below, the wrenching inhuman aspect of it
Do you hear the people sing? Singing a song of SET THINGS ON FIRE
all of my poor, cold, peasant French ancestors are whispering to me that it is Time To Set Things On Fire
It would be an incredible time revive Vine ( @bsky.app plz look into this)
I have this on my tbr! I just finished smartphone nation and it was also insightful
We should have headed the warnings of this ancient prophecy
i'm being flip but when i think about the guys who are gassing preschools and putting children in camps and killing people both on and off camera--complaining about WHISTLES--i understand why dante was like no, we need way more kinds of hell. at least nine
my thoughts are - yes she's making it weird
I loved it too! I loved how she wrote Circe but also thought it was the best written portrayal of Hermes I've ever read. she really understood that lil scamp
the addition of the magikarp anecdote is an incredible insight to me thank you
photo of three bottles of Orbitz drinks - a 90s beverage that had little floating balls in it
I bet if they brought these back rn they would do numbers
For three weeks in May, the fate of the world rested on the shoulders of a corporate recruiter on the outskirts of Toronto. Allan Brooks, 47, had discovered a novel mathematical formula, one that could take down the internet and power inventions like a force-field vest and a levitation beam. Or so he believed. Mr. Brooks, who had no history of mental illness, embraced this fantastical scenario during conversations with ChatGPT that spanned 300 hours over 21 days. He is one of a growing number of people who are having persuasive, delusional conversations with generative A.I. chatbots that have led to institutionalization, divorce and death.
centuries of fairy tales & folklore about not trusting glittering, deceptive entities that flatter our vanity and look at us. eating the fae food, mesmerized by the mirror, etc. clown behavior.
caption: This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. then a picture of Samwise Gamgee from the lord of the rings trilogy of movies.
My husband and I were talking about how Samwise Gamgee would be lowkey jacked because he carries around like five to seven cast iron pans on his person at all times and then i made this
Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
it's been said before but it's wild that these guys have more money and power than anyone on earth and still have unshakeable loser energy. none of them would survive the cafeteria of a public high school. give me a five-minute phone call with j.d. and i could make him cry
What you need to know about Canada right now is that this is currently the top story on CBC news:
I am almost done and it is a damned DELIGHT
it all makes sense now!!!!
jfc that lady's wrist tells me all I need to know
good to know! how many units do you usually have to get?
I got Invisalign a few years back and now wear retainers at night and thankfully they're a lot more comfortable than the mouthguard I previously had
the problem is that I clench my jaw like, 24/7
does this work
