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That you could follow me on here too, a blessing.

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Americans simply cannot compete with this level of affection.

11.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Viva Italia! And America I guess idk #wbc

11.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That you would put this in front of me… shows such little respect, and such acute accuracy.

10.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hah, I was guessing that, but it could have been a number of them!

10.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Which one?

10.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I promise I will read the article, but I am convinced already there is a problem here already based on the photo of the guy in the preview image.

10.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 431 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 1
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Checkers will forever have the funniest slogan I've ever heard. Just a defeated shrug, admitting a dreadful quality of product, but pulling you in with the undeniable and everlasting human necessity of eating.

06.08.2025 20:20 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4

Not tryina be on Rob Thomas Time

07.03.2026 08:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Gucci Mane explaining "the sauce"
Gucci Mane explaining "the sauce" YouTube video by Julian T

Gucci Mane explaining Sauce answers this exact question youtu.be/g0-F88c6Hrk?...

06.03.2026 08:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This man is a mutant the likes few have seen.

05.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@maffewgregg.bsky.social we got a Tony Toni TonΓ© on dynamite tonight. And… it feels good.

05.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Danica Patrick not doing F1 this season? Let's all remember when @edsbs.bsky.social and @jessicasmetana.bsky.social talked about her YouTube channel.

04.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 193 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 10

@pizzakari.bsky.social

04.03.2026 05:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did not realize they were in the same race, WOW

04.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The shit they think Muslims are going to do is exactly what ICE has been doing.

04.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sarah Bryant: appropriator

03.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two settings on a washing machine. One says NORMAL and the other says NORMAL with an asterisk next to it

Two settings on a washing machine. One says NORMAL and the other says NORMAL with an asterisk next to it

My two settings

03.03.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 793 πŸ” 120 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

it bears repeating that the Texas Supreme Court ruled that AG opinions such as these do not constitute nor overrule law. the 2023 gender affirming care ban *does not* outlaw mental health servces for children with gender dysphoria. as of now ken paxton's legal opinions of are just that: opinions

02.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 171 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

I say this with love, slamming in the back of my Dragula. I love this music.

02.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This feels like that Jon Daly RHCP parody but in a black t-shirt.

02.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

for those of you who werent adults during iraq, its hard to overstate how much the media loves war porn. they salivate over pentagon spin briefings. they love stories about all the bombs and how supposedly infallible they are. they love the notion of the commander in chief, in the situation room etc

02.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 10161 πŸ” 2172 πŸ’¬ 439 πŸ“Œ 160

Whichever programmer put it into HBO Max that once Last Week Tonight ends it now prompts you to Have I Got News For You instead of Bill Maher... I hope you get some extra french fries in your bag, friend. You're doing the real work.

02.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bernie singing β€œI don’t practice Santeria…”

26.02.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If yall aren’t tapped in to Joon Lee videos, get caught up. Dude is making some of my favorite short form sports videos right now. This one on private equity is great.

26.02.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The way I thought this was real, it is too believable in modern day.

26.02.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is the cheerleader show a mockumentary?

25.02.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Crazy that "RIP El Menchos" used to be something you'd say after a spicy take on Twitter.com

25.02.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I may be too Walker pilled, but even the clunkers makes sense to me and are very funny because I know the context

24.02.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0