GPS: in 100 feet continue straight :)
Me: yes I was planning to do that
GPS: in 50 feet continue straight :)
Me: okay but what’s my turn though
GPS: 20 feet straight :)
GPS: 10 feet :)
GPS: 5 :))
GPS: TURN NOW FOR GOD’S SAKE TURN TURNNNNNN
GPS: now go east and west at the same time :)
Cis people need to pay attention to the way they communicate this. They freely admit that after all of their research, they came up with zero evidence that HRT was harmful.
Then they banned it anyway, claiming their inability to find a reason is a reason in of itself.
Kinda
Me going through a box of vintage ribbons today: beautiful…beautiful…only beautiful things
Over the holidays I played Legos with my 4-year-old nephew and I watched him round up all the sparkly crystalline bricks while whispering to himself “Beautiful. Beautiful. Only beautiful things” and this has become a permanent part of my lexicon
“All the other pigs with the pumped up öats Better run better run Bröther may I have some”
Four
Three kinds
“A well of souls Actors playing different parts in the same play And at the curtain call, they all come out again. Everyone is alive. No one is lost.”
“Clam casino”
There are two types of entries in my Notes app
Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."
I just tried to write “2030” as the date and scared the shit out of myself
Wow wow Scarlet Morning won the Libby Award for best middle grade??? I love you librarians, I love you so much 😭💖🏴☠️
Cis people never show the slightest love to effeminate men or butch women, except when someone wants to transition, and then suddenly they just love them.
Why the fuck does a driver's license need a sex marker on it in the first place
As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.
I want only to haunt you, but you’re never there
Pokeymans are back. Here’s Arceus (courtesy of @katyfarina.bsky.social’s description)
Chagrinia is ABSOLUTELY your type
You are more on the money than you know
One day left to binge She-Ra on Netflix.
I’m delighted by these characters. I can’t stand them. I giggle when I think about them. That parasol came to me in a dream
Britches and Chagrinia Hornibrook noticed you across the bar and you really hate their vibe
One of these things on our roof has been squeaking nonstop in the wind so I looked it up and apparently its official name is a WHIRLYBIRD. I’ve been kept up all night by one of Peter Pan’s fuckin friends????
“All children held in immigration detention should be immediately released, and these facilities should be permanently shuttered.”
Painting your office your favorite colors is highly medicinal
tell it to the hague, buddy
Every single time a story like this is reported, we must assume that there are many many more that do not.
Well holy fucking shit. Ring cancelled their partnership with Flock. Keep pressure on them to stop volunteering their feeds to state, local, and federal agencies, though, because that part's still going.
HOOOOOO boy.
Rep. LaMonica McIver (D-N.J.): "Do you consider yourself a religious man?"
Lyons: "Yes ma'am."
McIver: "How do you think Judgement Day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?"
"Do you think you're going to hell, Mr. Lyons?"
We aren’t resting until ICE is out of MN. We aren’t stopping until ICE is completely abolished. They want us to bend the knee so they can continue separating families, but we won’t be doing that. We’re going to win, and it’s bc of the resiliency of our neighbors.
www.mprnews.org/episode/2026...
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
