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@cantwellk

Generally confused, probably running late, and definitely about to remember the sixty things she forgot to do today…one…by…one.

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Oh, you should be. It is not good. Thus, it is magnificent.

14.03.2026 02:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t see Reggae Christmas on this list!

14.03.2026 02:14 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Preach.

12.03.2026 02:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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01.03.2026 04:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Staying in an “extended stay hotel” for the night. Think I’ll prolly sleep on top of the covers.

With my shoes on.

Everything is sticky and people are yelling.

What could go wrong?

01.03.2026 04:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don’t care for my HS being the face of this clip. I don’t care for that at all.

25.02.2026 21:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There are a fair number of songs whose end I’ll never know because I only listen to them on cassette, which cut off midway, not unlike the Dinosaur Jr version of Just Like Heaven. I won’t go back to any other version of those tracks.

25.02.2026 21:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Offered up a “Have a good weekend” to my exiting colleague. She reminded me it’s Tuesday.

24.02.2026 21:01 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Non Photo Blue, a graphic novel A story of pain on the path to true love.

Support my pal Chris as he tries to publish a terrific new graphic novel about love and abuse and hope.

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10.02.2026 16:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Poke every bear. In the tummy.

03.09.2025 15:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Super excited for her! Wish I could be more helpful! ❤️❤️❤️

27.07.2025 05:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am also encouraging that dog to be bad by jumping up on me. Sorry. It’s the rules. Not my dog, not my obedience training.

27.07.2025 05:51 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

How did that happen?

23.07.2025 12:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And Odelay and Paul’s Boutique and you’ve got my entire college party experience.

19.07.2025 04:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s probably been two decades since I’ve heard this song. Forgot what a hot jam it is.

19.07.2025 04:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If you’re a moderate Democrat already worried about the specter of leftists refusing to vote for Gavin Newsom I do have a solution for you: do not nominate that fucker

15.07.2025 17:11 👍 5005 🔁 990 💬 33 📌 105

We all need that. That was the perfect way to start today.

01.07.2025 11:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What record is this from?

28.06.2025 05:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I just guffawed.

23.06.2025 04:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Same, but bed. I was supposed to “hop on a call” 26 minutes ago, but bed.

18.06.2025 09:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It was for the moms.

18.06.2025 09:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had this exact same thought…only later, and less clever, and maybe a bit snacky.

11.06.2025 09:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pay attention to what he’s doing elsewhere. There’s a reason he’s escalating. It could be to distract us.

09.06.2025 23:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The torture of using a deodorant whose smell you can’t stand because you can’t fathom throwing it out.

09.06.2025 12:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I think Partner, Parent, Sibling, Spawn is the just-published, long-lost John LeCarré novel.

30.05.2025 13:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’re getting a portrait tattoo of a real person. It’s going to be very well executed. It can’t be an immediate family member (partner, parent, sibling, spawn). Who is it?

30.05.2025 13:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

I see nothing untrue here.

30.05.2025 13:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Weren’t you once a victim of my ostrich award? It was a congratulations email with an attached “certificate” that was just a closeup ostrich face.

29.05.2025 02:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shit. I’m so busted.

20.05.2025 14:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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